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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2010, 01:45:08 PM »
Sa fishballan ng buhay, ikaw yung stick, ako yung sauce. Magtuhugan tayo, sinta!

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2010, 02:02:41 PM »
ice ka ba??
crush kita ..ok lang??? :)
nEver evEr put g00d emoti0ns int0 waste.....

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2010, 04:34:18 PM »
Geometry ba ang favorite subject moh?,kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute moh..

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2010, 04:36:50 PM »
para kang pustiso... I can't smile without you!!!  ;D
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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2010, 07:06:06 PM »
Boy: pahiram naman ballpen mo..

Girl: okay

Boy: bat ayaw sumulat?

Girl: ha? sumusulat yan! kakagamit ko lang nyan kanina eh..

Boy: sige nga, sulat mo nga number mo. *winner  ;D

Hahahaha!
SUPER LIKE ;D

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2010, 10:36:08 PM »
Gusto mo tawagin nalang kitang "MCDO"?

masyado naman kasing obvious kung sasabihin ko na:

"LOVE KO 'TO" :)
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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2010, 03:35:20 AM »
Nung bata pa ako,
ang dami kong gusto.

Ngayon,
ikaw na lang.

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2010, 04:15:23 AM »
^can relate ka sa bolpen gurl? hehe ;)

alam mo ba scientist ako?
at ikaw ang lab ko. *chuvachoochoo


Alarm clock ka ba?
ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.  ;D


may lahi ka bang keyboard?
type kasi kita eh. *get get aw!  ;)


Boy: akala ko ba matalino ka? bakit di mo ko masagot?
Girl: eh kasi nga matalino ako kaya alam kong you're not the right answer!  :o ;D


Boy: ang break up ntin mas worse pa sa traffic ng edsa ..
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: i can’t move on *whoaw! gumaganun si ex hehe :P



ayan manawa kau hehe lol :D

gumorning fellas!  8)
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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2010, 10:22:16 AM »
boy: miss manok ka ba?
girl: ha? bakit?
boy: pwede mo bang limliman ang ___ ko?  ;D
Everyone deserves to be happy :)

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2010, 03:37:04 AM »
Boy: Ang break up natin mas worse pa sa traffic ng EDSA.
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: I can't move on.

-- Hahahahahaha! Gusto ko 'toooooooooo! ;D

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Maniwala kayo't hindi, ginamit ko 'tong banat na 'to.
Here it goes..

Me: Globe ka ba? (Uh, just make sure na Globe yung network niya huh?)
Guy: Yes.
Me: Gusto ko sanang umikot buhay ko sayo eeh.

Sabay tawa na lang kame. Hahaha. Laughtrip ;D

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2010, 04:18:07 AM »
Bigyan mo ng ice cream cone si bf/gf. Dapat cone lang at walang ice cream. Pag hinanap niya yung ice cream, sabihin mo, “natunaw na kakatitig sa’yo.”  ;D

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2010, 04:21:30 AM »
sabihin mo sa kanyang... "Alam mo bang sabi sa history... hindi daw tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop, lalong hindi tayo halaman. kasi Bagay tayo. Bagay!”  ;D

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2010, 04:28:11 AM »
Bigyan mo ng ice cream cone si bf/gf. Dapat cone lang at walang ice cream. Pag hinanap niya yung ice cream, sabihin mo, “natunaw na kakatitig sa’yo.”  ;D

tapos banatan mo pa ng "para ka kasing ice cream, ang sarap mong dilaan!"

o kaya, "freezer ka ba? tinitigasan ako sayo eh!"

 :P :P :P

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2010, 04:32:39 AM »
^ ke aga-aga hehe... cheesy dude indi panghorny pick-up lines :P

Kumain ka ba ng asukal?
ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo. amp! ::) :P

gumorning! ;)
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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2010, 04:52:06 AM »
tapos banatan mo pa ng "para ka kasing ice cream, ang sarap mong dilaan!"

o kaya, "freezer ka ba? tinitigasan ako sayo eh!"

 :P :P :P

Pare, dun tayo sa carnal. Hahahahaha.

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2010, 04:55:41 AM »
Pare, dun tayo sa carnal. Hahahahaha.

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TSS. Haha!


^ ke aga-aga hehe... cheesy dude indi panghorny pick-up lines :P

Kumain ka ba ng asukal?
ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo. amp! ::) :P

gumorning! ;)

onga hehehe wrong thread ata ako eh :P


BTT: sa bar...

boy: andaming babae dito noh?
girl: onga eh!
boy: pero kaw lang kinakausap ko! ;D

 :P :P :P

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2010, 04:58:33 AM »
sa bar...

boy: andaming babae dito noh?
girl: onga eh!
boy: pero kaw lang kinakausap ko! ;D

 :P :P :P

Hahahahahahaha!
Parang utang na loob pang siya yung napili.
Hahaha!

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2010, 05:00:44 AM »
boy: can i give you a shoe so i can step into your life?


girl: ulol! :P

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2010, 05:02:30 AM »
Nakakain ka ba ng watusi?

Kase kapag nagssmile ka,

may nakikita akong spark.

Hahahaha! :D

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Re: Cheesy tagalog pick up lines
« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2010, 05:04:25 AM »
boy: nagfafarmville ka ba?

girl: (kinikilig) yup! why?





boy: mukha kang farmer eh! :P