The Song:
"Again Again"

The Situation:
You're with someone but you want someone else.

You've got a lotta lotta nerve
Coming here, when I'm still wtih him
And I can't have you
It isn't fair

The Song:
"Bad Romance"

The Situation:
You're in a relationship that you know is bad for you, but you stick around anyway.

I want your love, and all your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

The Song:
"Beautiful Dirty Rich"

The Situation:
You're broke, but it doesn't really matter because you're still feeling fabulous and having a great time.

Our hair is perfect
While we're all getting s*** wrecked
It's automatic, honey
But we got no money

Bang bang, we're beautiful and dirty rich

The Song:
"Boys Boys Boys"

The Situation:
You're man-crazy, single, and ready to mingle! Party to this song.

Boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars
Boys, boys, boys, with hairspray and denim
And boys, boys, boys, we love them, we love them

The Song:
"Brown Eyes"

The Situation:
You're still not over the one who got away and you're wondering where it all went wrong.

Where everything was everything but everything is over
Everything could be everything if only we were older
I guess it's just a silly song about you
And how I lost you and your brown eyes

Everything was everything but baby, it's the last show
Everything could be everything but it's time to say goodbye, so
Get your last fix and your last hit
Grab your old girl with her new tricks
Honey yeah, it's no surprise that I got lost in your brown eyes

The Song:
"Dance In The Dark"

The Situation:
You've got a friend who won't leave the guy who treats her badly.

Some girls won't dance to the beat of the track
She won't walk away, but she won't look back
She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a mess
She's a mess, she's a mess, now the girl is stressed
She's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess

Baby loves to dance in the dark
'Cause when he's looking, she falls apart
Baby loves to dance, loves to dance in the dark

The Song:
"Eh Eh"

The Situation:
You just initiated a breakup with a guy.

Boy, we've had a real good time
And I wish you the best on your way, eh eh
I didn't mean to hurt you
I never thought we'd fall out of place, eh eh

I have something that I love long, long
But my friends keep telling me that something's wrong
Then I met someone
And eh, there's nothing else I can say

The Song:
"Just Dance"

The Situation:
You're partying hard and dancing all night long, without a care in the world.

I've had a little bit too much, much
All of the people start to rush, start to rush by
How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone

What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember, but it's all right, all right

Just dance

The Song:
"Love Game"

The Situation:
Your relationship status on Facebook is "It's Complicated," and you're really not sure where you stand with a guy.

I wanna kiss you
But if I do then I might miss you, babe
It's complicated and stupid
Got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid
Guess he wants to play, wants to play
A love game, a love game

The Song:
"Money Honey"

The Situation:
Your guy can't really afford to buy you nice things, but it doesn't matter because you love each other.

You know I appreciate the finer things
But it's not what makes me happiest, baby
(I can do without it, babe)
Your tender loving's more than I can handle
Never burn out this candle, baby, baby

K-k-k-kisses
That's money, honey
When I'm your lover and your mistress
That's money, honey

The Song:
"Monster"

The Situation:
You just can't help being attracted to bad boys.

He ate my heart, he a-a-ate my heart
He ate my heart, he a-a-ate my heart

Look at him, look at me,
That boy is bad, and honestly
He's a wolf in disguise
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes

The Song:
"Paparazzi"

The Situation:
The guys you know in real life suck, so you're hopelessly obsessed with your celebrity crushes. (Robert Pattinson, anyone?)

I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi

Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

The Song:
"Speechless"

The Situation:
You're heartbroken and right now, you don't think you'll ever find someone else.

I'll never talk again, oh boy, you've left me speechless
You've left me speechless, so speechless
And I'll never love again, oh friend, you've left me speechless
You've left me speechless, so speechless

I'll never write a song, won't even sing along
I'll never love again

The Song:
"Summerboy"

The Situation:
You're having the hottest no-strings-attached summer fling ever—in the middle of July.

Let's get lost, you can take me home
Somewhere nice we can be alone
Bikini tops coming off

Don't be sad when the sun goes down
You'll wake up and I'm not around
I've got to go, oh oh oh oh oh
We'll still have the summer after all

The Song:
"Telephone"

The Situation:
You're trying to have a good time with your girlfriends but your jealous boyfriend keeps calling...and calling...and calling.

Hello, hello baby, you called? I can't hear a thing
I ain't got no service in the club, you see, see
Wha-wha-what did you say? Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy

Wait a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
You should've made some plans with me, you knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me

I'm kinda busy