Britney Spears turned 35 years old on Friday, and in related news: the rest of us are hella old, too! And hopefully we all look this good because IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH:
Damn! Brit Brit looks like a million bucks, right?! And I like her little stomach cage thing, too—if I wore that, It'd look like a dozen chunks of fat trying to escape from prison. Still sexy, but not quite the same!
The pop princess celebrated her 35th birthday at KIIS FM's Jingle Ball 2016 on Friday, December 2 at Los Angeles' Staples Center. She pounced on the stage in a ~skimpy~ white lace crop top and some black short shorts to perform "Womanizer," "I'm a Slave 4 U," "Toxic" and "(You Drive Me) Crazy."
Her final song of the night was her recent duet with Tinashe, "Slumber Party," and then Ryan Seacrest led the crowd in a "Happy Birthday" sing-along.
And damn, it looks like we missed the birthday part of the CENTURY:
Plus, her birthday cake was heart eyes emoji for daaaays:
And check out this sweet message from her lil' sis', Jamie Lynn:
Happy Birthday, Brit Brit!!!
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.