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Caught In The Cinema!

February 8, 2010 12:00AM | 63 comments

Watching movies is one of our fave couple bonding moments. My BF and I always sit at the last row of the cinema for better viewing and for more privacy, of course.

One time while we were watching a movie, my guy started touching me. I had to cover myself with my jacket so people beside us wouldn't notice his hands going places. His touch made me want more, so I slowly pulled down my shorts and undies and again covered my legs with my jacket. He was exploring me with his hands down there, when all of a sudden a guard came and said, "Sir, ano po 'yan? Bawal po 'yan dito." We were both stunned and couldn't utter a word. The guard then asked us to go with him. Having no choice and looking guilty as hell, we followed him as he made a report in his logbook. Good thing the guard was calm when he approached us. Urgh. Failed rendezvous plus humiliation!

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venice

63. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... Sobrang nakakahiya nga. BTW, ang epal nung guard ha? e halos nman sa lahat ng sinehan mayrun ganun! hahaha
March 17, 2010 at 06:31 pm report abuse
shadysurvives

62. Another survivor who lived to tell the dirty tale.hehhehe..
March 14, 2010 at 02:40 pm report abuse
YouMe

61. AAAW
March 13, 2010 at 04:37 pm report abuse
Izzy_Bizzy

60. naku! nakakahiya! hahahaha!
March 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm report abuse
Santori01

59. Of all places naman...bkit cinema pa...? hehe
March 11, 2010 at 11:56 pm report abuse
lalabong

58. Why naman of all places talaga sa cinema pa. But that was exciting I guess..
March 11, 2010 at 02:11 pm report abuse
amie1985

57. i wonder kung bakit may mga nagbabasa ng confessions para lang mang-okray? eh malamang sa malamang naman na mga naughty deeds ang makikita rito.
February 22, 2010 at 08:06 pm report abuse
lady

56. khiya sobrng itchy nba ninyo at sa cine pa kayo ngkalat
February 18, 2010 at 04:15 pm report abuse
ROXY

55. how stupid and careless...
February 18, 2010 at 06:25 am report abuse
sonncza

54. nakakahiya naman yan, good thing walang nakakakilala sa inyo, you shold have used fake names sa logbook
February 11, 2010 at 08:20 am report abuse
tinnnnn076

53. nakakatawa talaga to haha!lupit ni manong guard!
February 10, 2010 at 11:36 pm report abuse
donnaportia

52. very embarrassing..
February 10, 2010 at 04:16 pm report abuse
lanzpacute

51. kakahiya naman yun
February 10, 2010 at 01:07 pm report abuse
tinnnnn076

50. yaiks!nakakahiya
February 10, 2010 at 11:28 am report abuse
milaniecandido

49. wak kau pahuhuli nxt time ha
February 10, 2010 at 11:07 am report abuse
ecang12

48. @cheska-i agree..mdame na nkita c manong na ganyan..sna inulit nyo nlang pero nsa ibang pwesto naman..:P
February 10, 2010 at 10:43 am report abuse
cheskafrances

47. hahahaha....@butter-diner yeah sanay na c manong kaya calm lang xa.baka naman medyo maingay kayo kaya nahalata ginagawa nyo?
February 10, 2010 at 10:29 am report abuse
butter-diner

46. hahaha sanay na si manong guard maka-kita ng ganung scene kaya calmado na siya ever sa inyo. friend, sa recto pwede mga ganyan hahaha.
February 10, 2010 at 06:47 am report abuse
donnaportia

45. Aw! nakakahiya naman at pinag log book pa talaga kayo ha!
February 09, 2010 at 11:00 pm report abuse
miss_techylicious

44. "Sir, ano po 'yan? Bawal po 'yan dito." - pasigaw ba? gosh sana walang ibang nakarinig.
February 09, 2010 at 09:44 pm report abuse
miss_techylicious

43. next time, be discreet.
February 09, 2010 at 09:42 pm report abuse
tinnnnn076

42. "sir ano po yan?bawal po yan dito". Shocks nakakahiya bwahahahahaha!
February 09, 2010 at 08:22 pm report abuse
><

41. gagu kasi
February 09, 2010 at 08:17 pm report abuse
jhinggay19

40. hahahahahahahahaha! di kasi kayo makatiis..
February 09, 2010 at 08:05 pm report abuse
milaniecandido

39. Bawal po 'yan dito
February 09, 2010 at 05:22 pm report abuse
milaniecandido

38. bakit kaya yun akin endi p nai post...hmmm...
February 09, 2010 at 05:22 pm report abuse
amie1985

37. "sir ano po yan? bawal po yan dito." <--natawa naman ako ng bongga rito! na-imagine ko eh!
February 09, 2010 at 02:11 pm report abuse
tinnnnn076

36. Gosh nakakahiya! Panu kung may nakakita sa kanila na sinita ng guard?So go somewhere else private and don't seat at the back to avoid temptation :)
February 09, 2010 at 12:38 pm report abuse
h0TTie_j0anNa

35. nakakahiya nmn un...haha...im just wonderin',,,nuh kya nsa icp nun guard?..
February 09, 2010 at 02:47 am report abuse
casebats

34. ano ba yan/...
February 09, 2010 at 02:34 am report abuse
Elyz_Iza

33. yeah, do that somewhere private...
February 09, 2010 at 12:07 am report abuse
miss_techylicious

32. .. and you may want to do it in a private place.
February 08, 2010 at 11:35 pm report abuse
prettyfairy

31. go to a private place..
February 08, 2010 at 10:38 pm report abuse
prettyfairy

30. naku,, nakakahiya naman yun...
February 08, 2010 at 10:38 pm report abuse
kira23

29. galing naman manong guard. i have a friend who dared her bf na gawin nla un deed sa cinema, and they did it successfully. haha. astig si kuya guard, hasler manghuli!xD
February 08, 2010 at 10:03 pm report abuse
tinnnnn076

28. ang lupit ni manong guard. san kaya to?
February 08, 2010 at 09:24 pm report abuse
hazel521

27. dont go to that cinema for more than a month pra d kau mrecognize hehehe
February 08, 2010 at 05:18 pm report abuse
milaniecandido

26. lagot kau
February 08, 2010 at 02:53 pm report abuse
len9

25. wag magpahuli sa susunod. haha
February 08, 2010 at 02:49 pm report abuse
ecang12

24. 24. be more discreet next time dear!:))
February 08, 2010 at 02:32 pm report abuse
miss_techylicious

23. i just hope walang ibang nakarinig sa convo ninyo ni manong guard. yung mahuli na nga kayo eh nakakahiya na. wag naman sana malaman ng buong sinehan.
February 08, 2010 at 02:10 pm report abuse
sexystar

22. this is way too embarassing!! oh em gee!
February 08, 2010 at 01:39 pm report abuse
gorgeouskath

21. That was so nakakhiya.. ehe.. pero that was fun!
February 08, 2010 at 12:43 pm report abuse
loveme.hateme

20. waaahhhhh. dyahe!!! ang masaklap if with flashlight pa si manong, hahaha!!!
February 08, 2010 at 12:13 pm report abuse
handpaintedsky

19. sheeesh. baka may kakilala pa kayo dun...
February 08, 2010 at 11:34 am report abuse
anne_perez2004

18. ten years na ata nag wowork sa cinema si manong kaya sanay na sa night mode ang mata niya. hehehe!
February 08, 2010 at 10:56 am report abuse
anne_perez2004

17. dame naman pedeng lugar... sa bahay habang wala si inay pede un. kesa naman sa ganyan. tingin ko naghahanap ng adventure sa buhay kaya yan ang natamo... hehehe!
February 08, 2010 at 10:46 am report abuse
xelynne

16. whew! nakakahiya...
February 08, 2010 at 09:53 am report abuse
prettylass8831

15. Yeah that was really embarassing. Hehe..
February 08, 2010 at 09:22 am report abuse
graceila24

14. ahaha...how shameful!!!
February 08, 2010 at 09:19 am report abuse
alizey

13. hahaha .. grabe nmn yown!! .. 'may gnun gnun pala pgnhuli sa cnehan..
February 08, 2010 at 09:08 am report abuse
tinnnnn076

12. hahaha!!! this is hilarious! buti si mamang guard hindi kayo pinahiya...be careful next time =)
February 08, 2010 at 08:45 am report abuse
fishbowl84

11. yikes! nakaka hiya.. taray ng guard..
February 08, 2010 at 08:41 am report abuse
yanipot

10. Ang lupit naman ng guard na yon... Talk about bionic eyes! Haha!
February 08, 2010 at 07:29 am report abuse
myles_away

9. wahaha grabeh! buti walang flashlight un guard... or hindi kayo pinicturan! hahaha
February 08, 2010 at 05:35 am report abuse
or...

8. can't believe it happened...what cinema is this?..better to avoid those, they're so strict..lol
February 08, 2010 at 03:32 am report abuse
retz

7. Oh my! nakakahiya, tinangal mo pa shorts & undies mo. nabitin naman hehe!
February 08, 2010 at 01:35 am report abuse
milaniecandido

6. LOL
February 08, 2010 at 01:13 am report abuse
toughgurl

5. yuck! naman kc. kakahiya tlg! tsk tsk. do it somewhere private.=)
February 08, 2010 at 01:09 am report abuse
summerinparis128

4. its so humiliating!haha.grabe nman kc,bkt nman sa cinehan pa?!
February 08, 2010 at 12:56 am report abuse
breakaway

3. geez! kung ako yun, right there and there i died of humiliation.
February 08, 2010 at 12:34 am report abuse
shirleylim26

2. That was so embarassing! Don't worry at least you two did not make a scene inside the cinema, infairness to the security guard. Next time, just don't do it there coz the place is not safe.
February 08, 2010 at 12:07 am report abuse
miss_techylicious

1. gosh. nakakahiya. ano nangyari after that? ni-report lang then, wala naman?
February 08, 2010 at 12:02 am report abuse