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Caught In The Cinema!
February 8, 2010 12:00AM | 64 comments
Watching movies is one of our fave couple bonding moments. My BF and I always sit at the last row of the cinema for better viewing and for more privacy, of course.
One time while we were watching a movie, my guy started touching me. I had to cover myself with my jacket so people beside us wouldn't notice his hands going places. His touch made me want more, so I slowly pulled down my shorts and undies and again covered my legs with my jacket. He was exploring me with his hands down there, when all of a sudden a guard came and said, "Sir, ano po 'yan? Bawal po 'yan dito." We were both stunned and couldn't utter a word. The guard then asked us to go with him. Having no choice and looking guilty as hell, we followed him as he made a report in his logbook. Good thing the guard was calm when he approached us. Urgh. Failed rendezvous plus humiliation!
- red, 28
One time while we were watching a movie, my guy started touching me. I had to cover myself with my jacket so people beside us wouldn't notice his hands going places. His touch made me want more, so I slowly pulled down my shorts and undies and again covered my legs with my jacket. He was exploring me with his hands down there, when all of a sudden a guard came and said, "Sir, ano po 'yan? Bawal po 'yan dito." We were both stunned and couldn't utter a word. The guard then asked us to go with him. Having no choice and looking guilty as hell, we followed him as he made a report in his logbook. Good thing the guard was calm when he approached us. Urgh. Failed rendezvous plus humiliation!
- red, 28
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64. inngit lang ung guard..
January 03, 2011 at 02:48 pm report abuse -
venice63. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... Sobrang nakakahiya nga. BTW, ang epal nung guard ha? e halos nman sa lahat ng sinehan mayrun ganun! hahaha
March 17, 2010 at 06:31 pm report abuse -
62. Another survivor who lived to tell the dirty tale.hehhehe..
March 14, 2010 at 02:40 pm report abuse -
61. AAAW
March 13, 2010 at 04:37 pm report abuse -
60. naku! nakakahiya! hahahaha!
March 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm report abuse -
59. Of all places naman...bkit cinema pa...? hehe
March 11, 2010 at 11:56 pm report abuse -
58. Why naman of all places talaga sa cinema pa. But that was exciting I guess..
March 11, 2010 at 02:11 pm report abuse -
57. i wonder kung bakit may mga nagbabasa ng confessions para lang mang-okray? eh malamang sa malamang naman na mga naughty deeds ang makikita rito.
February 22, 2010 at 08:06 pm report abuse -
lady56. khiya sobrng itchy nba ninyo at sa cine pa kayo ngkalat
February 18, 2010 at 04:15 pm report abuse -
ROXY55. how stupid and careless...
February 18, 2010 at 06:25 am report abuse -
54. nakakahiya naman yan, good thing walang nakakakilala sa inyo, you shold have used fake names sa logbook
February 11, 2010 at 08:20 am report abuse -
53. nakakatawa talaga to haha!lupit ni manong guard!
February 10, 2010 at 11:36 pm report abuse -
52. very embarrassing..
February 10, 2010 at 04:16 pm report abuse -
51. kakahiya naman yun
February 10, 2010 at 01:07 pm report abuse -
50. yaiks!nakakahiya
February 10, 2010 at 11:28 am report abuse -
49. wak kau pahuhuli nxt time ha
February 10, 2010 at 11:07 am report abuse -
48. @cheska-i agree..mdame na nkita c manong na ganyan..sna inulit nyo nlang pero nsa ibang pwesto naman..:P
February 10, 2010 at 10:43 am report abuse -
47. hahahaha....@butter-diner yeah sanay na c manong kaya calm lang xa.baka naman medyo maingay kayo kaya nahalata ginagawa nyo?
February 10, 2010 at 10:29 am report abuse -
46. hahaha sanay na si manong guard maka-kita ng ganung scene kaya calmado na siya ever sa inyo. friend, sa recto pwede mga ganyan hahaha.
February 10, 2010 at 06:47 am report abuse -
45. Aw! nakakahiya naman at pinag log book pa talaga kayo ha!
February 09, 2010 at 11:00 pm report abuse -
44. "Sir, ano po 'yan? Bawal po 'yan dito." - pasigaw ba? gosh sana walang ibang nakarinig.
February 09, 2010 at 09:44 pm report abuse -
43. next time, be discreet.
February 09, 2010 at 09:42 pm report abuse -
42. "sir ano po yan?bawal po yan dito". Shocks nakakahiya bwahahahahaha!
February 09, 2010 at 08:22 pm report abuse -
><41. gagu kasi
February 09, 2010 at 08:17 pm report abuse -
40. hahahahahahahahaha! di kasi kayo makatiis..
February 09, 2010 at 08:05 pm report abuse -
39. Bawal po 'yan dito
February 09, 2010 at 05:22 pm report abuse -
38. bakit kaya yun akin endi p nai post...hmmm...
February 09, 2010 at 05:22 pm report abuse -
37. "sir ano po yan? bawal po yan dito." <--natawa naman ako ng bongga rito! na-imagine ko eh!
February 09, 2010 at 02:11 pm report abuse -
36. Gosh nakakahiya! Panu kung may nakakita sa kanila na sinita ng guard?So go somewhere else private and don't seat at the back to avoid temptation :)
February 09, 2010 at 12:38 pm report abuse -
35. nakakahiya nmn un...haha...im just wonderin',,,nuh kya nsa icp nun guard?..
February 09, 2010 at 02:47 am report abuse -
34. ano ba yan/...
February 09, 2010 at 02:34 am report abuse -
33. yeah, do that somewhere private...
February 09, 2010 at 12:07 am report abuse -
32. .. and you may want to do it in a private place.
February 08, 2010 at 11:35 pm report abuse -
31. go to a private place..
February 08, 2010 at 10:38 pm report abuse -
30. naku,, nakakahiya naman yun...
February 08, 2010 at 10:38 pm report abuse -
kira2329. galing naman manong guard. i have a friend who dared her bf na gawin nla un deed sa cinema, and they did it successfully. haha. astig si kuya guard, hasler manghuli!xD
February 08, 2010 at 10:03 pm report abuse -
28. ang lupit ni manong guard. san kaya to?
February 08, 2010 at 09:24 pm report abuse -
27. dont go to that cinema for more than a month pra d kau mrecognize hehehe
February 08, 2010 at 05:18 pm report abuse -
26. lagot kau
February 08, 2010 at 02:53 pm report abuse -
25. wag magpahuli sa susunod. haha
February 08, 2010 at 02:49 pm report abuse -
24. 24. be more discreet next time dear!:))
February 08, 2010 at 02:32 pm report abuse -
23. i just hope walang ibang nakarinig sa convo ninyo ni manong guard. yung mahuli na nga kayo eh nakakahiya na. wag naman sana malaman ng buong sinehan.
February 08, 2010 at 02:10 pm report abuse -
22. this is way too embarassing!! oh em gee!
February 08, 2010 at 01:39 pm report abuse -
21. That was so nakakhiya.. ehe.. pero that was fun!
February 08, 2010 at 12:43 pm report abuse -
20. waaahhhhh. dyahe!!! ang masaklap if with flashlight pa si manong, hahaha!!!
February 08, 2010 at 12:13 pm report abuse -
19. sheeesh. baka may kakilala pa kayo dun...
February 08, 2010 at 11:34 am report abuse -
18. ten years na ata nag wowork sa cinema si manong kaya sanay na sa night mode ang mata niya. hehehe!
February 08, 2010 at 10:56 am report abuse -
17. dame naman pedeng lugar... sa bahay habang wala si inay pede un. kesa naman sa ganyan. tingin ko naghahanap ng adventure sa buhay kaya yan ang natamo... hehehe!
February 08, 2010 at 10:46 am report abuse -
16. whew! nakakahiya...
February 08, 2010 at 09:53 am report abuse -
15. Yeah that was really embarassing. Hehe..
February 08, 2010 at 09:22 am report abuse -
14. ahaha...how shameful!!!
February 08, 2010 at 09:19 am report abuse -
13. hahaha .. grabe nmn yown!! .. 'may gnun gnun pala pgnhuli sa cnehan..
February 08, 2010 at 09:08 am report abuse -
12. hahaha!!! this is hilarious! buti si mamang guard hindi kayo pinahiya...be careful next time =)
February 08, 2010 at 08:45 am report abuse -
11. yikes! nakaka hiya.. taray ng guard..
February 08, 2010 at 08:41 am report abuse -
10. Ang lupit naman ng guard na yon... Talk about bionic eyes! Haha!
February 08, 2010 at 07:29 am report abuse -
9. wahaha grabeh! buti walang flashlight un guard... or hindi kayo pinicturan! hahaha
February 08, 2010 at 05:35 am report abuse -
or...8. can't believe it happened...what cinema is this?..better to avoid those, they're so strict..lol
February 08, 2010 at 03:32 am report abuse -
7. Oh my! nakakahiya, tinangal mo pa shorts & undies mo. nabitin naman hehe!
February 08, 2010 at 01:35 am report abuse -
6. LOL
February 08, 2010 at 01:13 am report abuse -
5. yuck! naman kc. kakahiya tlg! tsk tsk. do it somewhere private.=)
February 08, 2010 at 01:09 am report abuse -
4. its so humiliating!haha.grabe nman kc,bkt nman sa cinehan pa?!
February 08, 2010 at 12:56 am report abuse -
3. geez! kung ako yun, right there and there i died of humiliation.
February 08, 2010 at 12:34 am report abuse -
2. That was so embarassing! Don't worry at least you two did not make a scene inside the cinema, infairness to the security guard. Next time, just don't do it there coz the place is not safe.
February 08, 2010 at 12:07 am report abuse -
1. gosh. nakakahiya. ano nangyari after that? ni-report lang then, wala naman?
February 08, 2010 at 12:02 am report abuse
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