Weird celebrity crushes—everyone has at least one. Simon Cowell, that Rogue One robot, Piers Morgan.
Even famous people sometimes admit to having the hots for an unlikely celeb—they just have a much better chance of running into them than us!
Here are 10 stars sharing their deepest, darkest and weirdest desires:
Not only does Ghost In The Shell star fancy foul-mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay, she also claimed he's like, "the hottest guy right now, in the world"on Howard Stern's SiriusXM show.
Yup, you f*cking heard that right.
Age ain't nothing but a number, as J-Law admitted that she once gave 69-year-old Curb Your Enthusiasm actor Larry David her digits.
"I gave Larry David my number and he never called me," she confessed to Glamour magazine.
"I love that he didn't call me. It makes him so much hotter." Works every time.
The actress may be currently married to our forever crush, Ryan Gosling, but that doesn't mean she can't have one too.
"Liam Gallagher is definitely one of the sexiest men alive," the star told Bang Showbiz. I love Oasis, but I also love The Stone Roses and The Smiths.
"I've always had a strong affinity for Manchester."
The recent US election may have got the Late Late Show host hot under the collar, as he once publicly confessed his uncontrollable lust for none other than Hillary Clinton.
"There is one woman here who I cannot take my eyes off, and there's one reason: It's because she's been undressing me with her eyes," he told the audience at an award ceremony a couple of years ago.
"You know how on Instagram they have weird-crush Wednesdays? You're my weird crush every day. I want to be your ambassador for defense, secretary for offense, I want to be your minister of romance. You're a mom I'd like to follow into the White House."
Are we blushing?
"My childhood crush, like, my lifelong crush, it kind of all goes together—it's Jim Carrey, I love him so much," the singer admitted on Live with Kelly and Michael, before revealing what happened when she finally met him.
"I cried. It was really weird. It was so weird. It was so uncharacteristic of me. I'm usually sort of chill. I'm usually somewhat contained, but I met him and [makes crying face]."
She's not exaggerating:
Humor is the way to a woman's heart, and Will Ferrell is Meryl's no.1 man. "The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman," the actress told Vanity Fair.
"I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean Ryan Gosling could be my child. I'm not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man."
Big ol' biceps obviously do it for Helen because she's admitted she fancies herself a slice of Vin Diesel.
"I'm a huge fan of Vin Diesel. It came from me watching him make a speech once at some ceremony, he was just so smart and so funny and so cool and I just fell a little bit in love with him right there and then," she revealed on Seth Meyers's US chat show.
The feeling was obviously reciprocated—not long after, the actress was cast in Diesel's upcoming Fast and Furious 8.
You can't knock the Beauty and the Beast star's loyalty when it comes to her crush.
"The worst thing is that it's still the same. It's Kevin Costner [aka The Prince of Thieves]," the actress told MTV.
"I actually met him in a lift, and he actually said 'hi' to me. I was literally so embarrassed I couldn't get the words out. He was Robin Hood and the Bodyguard—come on!"
The Personal Shopper star revealed that her secret Hollywood crush was Harrison Ford, although, sorry mate, it's someone else now.
"I used to have a huge thing for Harrison Ford," Kristen told W Magazine. "Amy Adams, man, she's my favorite actress I have a total crush on her because I got to work with her too—she's awesome."
The singer may or may not have just married Liam Hemsworth, but she once confessed she could see a future with Coldplay's Chris Martin.
"My ideal man Chris Martin....," she was quoted as saying some years back (via The Mirror).
"But my mom says I have terrible taste." Lol.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.