Anne Thériault, a writer from Toronto, happened to be a witness to what was probably one of the worst dates in the history of romance and the results are pretty hilarious. Thériault told Mashable she decided to document the date on Twitter because " this guy was every hilarious stereotype about sad, self-involved writers come to life."
She is not exaggerating.
What woman doesn't want a man who ignores her and is condescending about coffee. (Hey, at least he looks like James Franco!)
Here's where I would climb out of a window to get away from this date: