BEDROOM BLOG BY VERONICA
Charlie Makes A Comeback
Posted on March 14, 2010 12:00 am by
Veronica
Photo: "Valentine's Day" courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures

“Long distance, my ass!” Charlie said. “F*ck him!”
You remember my friend Charlie, right? Charlie, my-favorite-word-is-“f*ck”-so-what Charlie, my larger-than-life college buddy, who recently ended her relationship with her boyfriend Jan.
“Seriously, I don’t believe in long distance relationships,” she continued. “That’s like f*cking a wall!”
I knew her story from start to finish. I knew what she had to endure before finally hooking up with Jan. I heard it in between sips of hot lattes and frappucinos in Starbucks until the wee hours of the morning. I knew how agitated she was when she told me about the perfect night and the perfect confession inside the perfect nipa hut somewhere in perfect Caloocan over the perfect bottles of beer. But I never told her how I felt the perfect “Kawawa naman ako, paano naman kami ni Matt?” moment because I didn’t want to rain on her parade, because I knew how perfectly happy she was that night.
“So nakipag-break ka?” I asked her over the phone.
“Yes!” She said. “Inunahan ko na. At least I get the upper hand.”
“Wow, girl power ha!”
“Spice Girls ito, hahaha!” she said with a laugh. “Same boat na tayo. It’s time to hook new ones…”
“Actually…”
“F*CK! Don’t tell me you’re still on Matt-mode?!“ she blared into the phone. “And to think you’re living with a huffing, puffing, hot male chef who can whip up…”
“CHARLIE!” I retorted. “How many times do I have to tell you that Sam and I are just friends? Of all people who…”
“Kahit na!” She cut in. “It’s been almost a year Veronica Matilda (surname deleted). Bury Matt. Let it go. He’s exchanging body fluids with his new girlfriend now and is obviously oblivious to the pain he has caused you. Wala bang cute sa bagong office mo?”
“Actually meron,” I answered. “Si Jai, cute ‘yon.” I had to keep myself from laughing.
“Cool! Let’s have dinner sa restaurant ni Sam this week, sama mo si Jai.”
And that’s how Charlie met my new friends at the agency. My evil plan backfired when Charlie and Jai became shopping buddies after learning that they shared the same fondness for scarves. I’ve always thought that Charlie was gay in her previous life; and now Jai found a soul sister in her. Soon, Charlie was helping Jai corner poor Nino at the restaurant, with Charlie working as Jai’s wingman, or wingwoman for that matter, while the rest of the gang sipped Martinis with Sam.
One night, after the now usual dinner at Sam’s restaurant, Charlie elbowed me.
“You know what I think?” she started. “You just need a new challenge to relieve your depression. And boy, have I a challenge for you.”
And that, dear readers, is how the C and V Dating Spree began.
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27. C and V Dating Spree..?hmmm..
May 21, 2010 at 07:19 pm report abuse -
26. si charlie at jai may “Veronica Lodge Syndrome” din...hihi girl power to the max.. =))
May 18, 2010 at 09:22 pm report abuse -
25. yep... i also believe that "long distance relationship" isnt gonna work at all.
May 18, 2010 at 09:21 pm report abuse -
24. Hi ladies! Want to read what goes inside the mind of your average guy? Here's the link to my friend Franco's blog: http://bachelorfranco.blogspot.com/
April 14, 2010 at 11:26 pm report abuse -
23. Girl power... who got the first move! long distance relationship always seem not to work..they may have third party or something..nice move Charlie
April 05, 2010 at 08:48 am report abuse -
va-jai-jai22. is charlie back in manila? i miss her! oh my god, i remember them all so vividly.
March 31, 2010 at 02:47 pm report abuse -
21. Lucky you, you have Charlie! I think she's nice!
March 30, 2010 at 10:13 am report abuse -
Charlie20. Wavelength tayo Logan! What's the name of that old lanky teacher with glasses in Southpark? Ummkay? Hahaha
March 22, 2010 at 11:01 pm report abuse -
19. Love my BFF too!
March 16, 2010 at 03:33 pm report abuse -
veronica1118. @charlie: starbucks podium tomorrow night. see you! :)
March 15, 2010 at 10:52 pm report abuse -
veronica1117. @charlie: you're on! kelan? game? kape? :))
March 15, 2010 at 04:00 pm report abuse -
Charlie16. My challenge for V is have her say F*ck in the sweetest, most feminine way! Hehee
March 15, 2010 at 02:27 pm report abuse -
15. 15. Charlie's right!
March 15, 2010 at 10:20 am report abuse -
veronica1114. @santori: hahaha, nope, sam was not the challenge @shadysurvives: i like the way the word f*ck rolls out of charlie's tongue hahahah. she's endearing that way :) @gia: yep, charlie's back! :)
March 15, 2010 at 09:54 am report abuse -
13. excited for the challenge!
March 14, 2010 at 11:36 pm report abuse -
gia12. i guess SAM would be the 'challenge'!
March 14, 2010 at 07:07 pm report abuse -
gia11. hi charlie! so V, is she back again? :P more posts!!! hahahha!
March 14, 2010 at 07:06 pm report abuse -
10. dating spree. I LIKE!=)
March 14, 2010 at 04:47 pm report abuse -
9. 9. charlie, charlie...
March 14, 2010 at 02:43 pm report abuse -
8. Uhm, i sorta sound like Charlie when i dish-out the F-word: malutong.And I think we Cosmo girls have some idea of what challenge Charlie has in store for you...hehehehehhe
March 14, 2010 at 12:11 pm report abuse -
7. i guess the challenge for you.. would be sam :) hehehe
March 14, 2010 at 11:42 am report abuse -
veronica116. Earth to Charlie: PEACE! HAHAHAHA!!!
March 14, 2010 at 11:42 am report abuse -
veronica115. @logan: hmmm...maybe we can ask charlie to do that...you've met her, you think she can refrain from using the F word? :))
March 14, 2010 at 11:41 am report abuse -
veronica114. charlie's one of the people who really helped me get over the asshole :)
March 14, 2010 at 11:41 am report abuse -
veronica113. @lalabong: charlie is one of my best friends in the whole world! i like her too :)
March 14, 2010 at 11:40 am report abuse -
Logan2. I think charlie should just say "Uuuummm kay" instead of F*ck. They are interchangeable words! Well, I got that from south park.
March 14, 2010 at 02:15 am report abuse -
1. Is Charlie your BFF? I like her.. :)
March 14, 2010 at 12:14 am report abuse
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