BEDROOM BLOG BY VERONICA
Just When I Was On The Road To Moving On...
Posted on September 12, 2009 01:00 am by
Veronica
“Ayoko nang magbenta ng breast enhancing cream na 'yan ha,” I started. “Why do they have to look from the bottle, to my face, then to my breasts?!”
I was back to my usual bitchy self. We had just arrived at the office from a whole-day stint at the mall to introduce our new product—a breast enhancing cream that would give you “the feminine curves you’ve always wanted.”
“E kasi flat-chested ka tapos nagbebenta ka ng breast enhancing cream,” Dee retorted as she slumped on her chair. “Kapagod! Why do we have to be the ones to man the booths? 'Di ba dapat mga boys ang tumambay doon to lure girls in?”
“‘We need face value girls,’” Claire mimicked Sir P’s (P for Panot) voice. “Hello? We’re selling boobies, not faces! Gah! E bakit hindi na lang si Sir P ang mag-stay doon!”
“Anyway, it was a good run,” Dee, the creative boss, said. “Good call on the product name, V.”
I smiled. We were on Hell Week #2. Our product, which was aptly named "Booby Trap," received a warm welcome from hordes of Filipino women who want to improve their breast size. Of course, I was on my zombie-like, highly sarcastic, and I-will-murder-Matt state when I suggested the name Booby Trap to our Chinese boss. And what do you know, the old man loved it.
“Booooooob-y Trap,” Sir San-Yo (yes, that’s his name, imagine?) tested the jumble of words. “Boooooob-y Trap! Boooooob-y Trap!”
We—Dee, Claire, Sir P, and I—were huddled inside San-Yo’s small office, working on the new product. Dee looked like she was about to burst out laughing when I felt Claire kick her under the table. When Sir P joined San-Yo in mouthing the words, Dee’s mouth started flinching as though she was having a permanent muscle spasm. As for me, I simply sat there, poker-faced.
“Mga D.O.M.!” Dee rallied as soon as we were out of the building for lunch that day.
That was two weeks ago. At first I really didn’t feel the pressure we were subjected to because every part of me felt somewhat numb, that even if I suffered frostbite I probably wouldn’t feel the pain anyway.
And just when my boat was sailing safely on still waters, Matt rocked my boat again.
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I was back to my usual bitchy self. We had just arrived at the office from a whole-day stint at the mall to introduce our new product—a breast enhancing cream that would give you “the feminine curves you’ve always wanted.”
“E kasi flat-chested ka tapos nagbebenta ka ng breast enhancing cream,” Dee retorted as she slumped on her chair. “Kapagod! Why do we have to be the ones to man the booths? 'Di ba dapat mga boys ang tumambay doon to lure girls in?”
“‘We need face value girls,’” Claire mimicked Sir P’s (P for Panot) voice. “Hello? We’re selling boobies, not faces! Gah! E bakit hindi na lang si Sir P ang mag-stay doon!”
“Anyway, it was a good run,” Dee, the creative boss, said. “Good call on the product name, V.”
I smiled. We were on Hell Week #2. Our product, which was aptly named "Booby Trap," received a warm welcome from hordes of Filipino women who want to improve their breast size. Of course, I was on my zombie-like, highly sarcastic, and I-will-murder-Matt state when I suggested the name Booby Trap to our Chinese boss. And what do you know, the old man loved it.
“Booooooob-y Trap,” Sir San-Yo (yes, that’s his name, imagine?) tested the jumble of words. “Boooooob-y Trap! Boooooob-y Trap!”
We—Dee, Claire, Sir P, and I—were huddled inside San-Yo’s small office, working on the new product. Dee looked like she was about to burst out laughing when I felt Claire kick her under the table. When Sir P joined San-Yo in mouthing the words, Dee’s mouth started flinching as though she was having a permanent muscle spasm. As for me, I simply sat there, poker-faced.
“Mga D.O.M.!” Dee rallied as soon as we were out of the building for lunch that day.
That was two weeks ago. At first I really didn’t feel the pressure we were subjected to because every part of me felt somewhat numb, that even if I suffered frostbite I probably wouldn’t feel the pain anyway.
And just when my boat was sailing safely on still waters, Matt rocked my boat again.
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Tags: bedroom blog,veronica,Matt,dee,claire,sir p,sir san-yo,breasts,breast enhancing cream,work,boat,still waters,booby trap
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16. then he'll wash away the anger again..tsk..
April 24, 2010 at 09:30 am report abuse -
15. I hate Matt. He's so unfair.
March 07, 2010 at 04:29 pm report abuse -
14. i'm beginning to dislike matt. lulubog-lilitaw. :(
February 06, 2010 at 11:00 am report abuse -
13. Bat ganon c Matt, nagpaparamdam kung kelan lang nya gusto. Ayoko ng ganon. Mahirap yun.
February 05, 2010 at 10:00 pm report abuse -
12. @donnaportia: i know, right? :))
February 05, 2010 at 09:58 pm report abuse -
11. OO nga naman, kainis if people stare at you then look at your booby traps!
February 03, 2010 at 12:43 am report abuse -
10. thats the irony of love noh! it's never stable. it never fits perfectly.
January 28, 2010 at 10:21 pm report abuse -
9. hahaha natawa naman ako sa Sir "P"... very entertaining.
January 27, 2010 at 08:33 am report abuse -
8. booby trap! haha
January 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm report abuse -
7. booby trap was a good idea! hahaha very classic.
January 23, 2010 at 03:56 am report abuse -
6. alam mo matt panggulo ka lng eh!
January 08, 2010 at 02:49 pm report abuse -
5. @summerinparis128: mas malabo pa sila sa sabaw ng pusit! :P
January 02, 2010 at 12:32 am report abuse -
4. Guys are always like that,pag alm nilang kht papano,umuusad or nkakamoveon kna,dun cla mgpaparamdam.LABO.
December 25, 2009 at 05:48 am report abuse -
Dee3. V, lagot ka kay Sir (real name deleted) kapag nakita nya to. hahaha
September 21, 2009 at 06:13 pm report abuse -
lily_anne82. booby-trap! i love it! hahaha
September 14, 2009 at 03:51 pm report abuse -
Claire1. Hey V! P for Panot talaga ha! LOL
September 12, 2009 at 05:56 pm report abuse
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