BEDROOM BLOG BY VERONICA
Men's Magazines Are For Women
Posted on September 25, 2009 12:00 am by
Veronica
Photo: Paulo Correa
After work that night, I declined my officemate’s invite for a quick drink at Greenbelt. I hailed a cab and went directly to Glorietta to get a copy of Matt’s magazine. Since it was a start-up publication, I had to go from one bookstore to another to find one that carries it. My last stop was Booksale.
I browsed through rack after rack of local and international publications and didn’t find a single copy of Matt’s magazine. A burly man with long, curly hair manned the cashier. His back was to me when I walked to the counter.
“Hi,” I said. “Do you have a copy of [name of publication deleted] magazine?”
“Yeah, we have that one. I’ll check ayt,” Big Mac said as he leafed through some magazines stacked neatly behind the counter.
“First issue?” he asked.
“Second issue, please,” I replied.
When he returned to the counter, he had this weird expression plastered all over his face.
“You sure?” he asked me curiously.
“Uh, yeah,” I answered as I handed him a crisp five hundred peso bill.
“Whatever you say,” he raised his big hands in the air and smiled smugly as he punched in a sale.
I didn’t understand why Big Burly Mac was so amused. I mean, it’s not unusual for a girl to buy and read men’s magazines these days, right?
“Here you go, Leslie.”
Leslie? All my questions were answered when I removed the magazine from the plastic bag. To my everlasting horror, the cover page showed three women in their skimpy bikinis, seductive poses, and lip-locking action, doing a fine good job of making everything inside it highly erotic. Did I mention that the cover also carried the word “lesbian” in screaming font you wouldn’t miss it even if you’re five feet away?
“Err, I know the editor,” I told Big Mac.
“Sure, miss, sure,” he said, the knowing smile never leaving his face.
I felt my cheeks grow hot. I bolted out of the store as fast as I could.
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I browsed through rack after rack of local and international publications and didn’t find a single copy of Matt’s magazine. A burly man with long, curly hair manned the cashier. His back was to me when I walked to the counter.
“Hi,” I said. “Do you have a copy of [name of publication deleted] magazine?”
“Yeah, we have that one. I’ll check ayt,” Big Mac said as he leafed through some magazines stacked neatly behind the counter.
“First issue?” he asked.
“Second issue, please,” I replied.
When he returned to the counter, he had this weird expression plastered all over his face.
“You sure?” he asked me curiously.
“Uh, yeah,” I answered as I handed him a crisp five hundred peso bill.
“Whatever you say,” he raised his big hands in the air and smiled smugly as he punched in a sale.
I didn’t understand why Big Burly Mac was so amused. I mean, it’s not unusual for a girl to buy and read men’s magazines these days, right?
“Here you go, Leslie.”
Leslie? All my questions were answered when I removed the magazine from the plastic bag. To my everlasting horror, the cover page showed three women in their skimpy bikinis, seductive poses, and lip-locking action, doing a fine good job of making everything inside it highly erotic. Did I mention that the cover also carried the word “lesbian” in screaming font you wouldn’t miss it even if you’re five feet away?
“Err, I know the editor,” I told Big Mac.
“Sure, miss, sure,” he said, the knowing smile never leaving his face.
I felt my cheeks grow hot. I bolted out of the store as fast as I could.
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21 Comments
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21. yikes..this would fill up the line on your slambook for "what is your most embarassing moment?".. =P
April 24, 2010 at 09:51 am report abuse -
20. That was so oh no! Funny V!
March 07, 2010 at 04:35 pm report abuse -
19. @keisha26: super. :))
February 23, 2010 at 03:23 pm report abuse -
keisha_2618. what an embarassing moment
February 22, 2010 at 08:45 am report abuse -
17. hahaha. dyahe talaga! ;P
February 06, 2010 at 11:13 am report abuse -
16. V, natawa ako sa experienced mo sa booksale. Grabe that was so dyahe.
February 05, 2010 at 10:38 pm report abuse -
15. V, FHM mag ba ito or Maxim, which one?
February 05, 2010 at 10:35 pm report abuse -
14. hahahah! That was funny...
February 02, 2010 at 12:15 am report abuse -
13. I read men's magazines every ones in awhile. It makes me understand men more.
January 30, 2010 at 04:31 pm report abuse -
12. hehehe talk about total embarrassment.. you were to eager to buy the magazine pa naman..
January 29, 2010 at 05:37 pm report abuse -
11. the nerve of that guy, call you Leslie??? he dont even know you!
January 27, 2010 at 08:58 am report abuse -
10. hahahaha! :))
January 23, 2010 at 12:34 pm report abuse -
9. hahah Big Mac hsure has a great imagination of you, Leslie. :)
January 23, 2010 at 04:29 am report abuse -
8. hahaha, kakahiya moment!
January 08, 2010 at 05:38 pm report abuse -
7. hahahaha....
January 04, 2010 at 12:36 pm report abuse -
6. @summerinparis128: :P
January 02, 2010 at 12:37 am report abuse -
5. hahaha.sana nilagay kung anong mag un pra mahanap ko,nakakacurious.to V,nkakahiya tlg un ah.hehehe
December 25, 2009 at 06:14 am report abuse -
4. HAHA. so funny!=P
October 24, 2009 at 08:14 pm report abuse -
Honey1213. Hahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!
October 05, 2009 at 02:55 pm report abuse -
PaTriCia_Honeybun2. hahaha, nakakahiya nga yun!
October 05, 2009 at 11:12 am report abuse -
Amanda1. and all this time i thought men's health yung magazine ni matt!
October 05, 2009 at 11:11 am report abuse
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