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V, Somebody's Getting Worried

Posted on September 20, 2009 12:00 am by Veronica

Of course, Sam’s worried. Sam, my closest, most trusted (and have I mentioned good-looking?) guy friend—a rising chef—who has been the most patient shock absorber of all my rants, musings, dreams, and disappointments since time immemorial.

Despite his I-don’t-give-a-damn attitude and semi-selfishness, he’s always worried, bordering on defensive, when it comes to me and my marshmallow heart. And this gesture, this sort of protection he throws on me like a security blanket, is something not even our closest friends could ever understand. We’ve been teased, paired, and even stalked until we hopefully get tired, raise the white flag, and admit that there is something going on between us. But we never cried mercy because there’s nothing to confess, is there?

Sam knows my story, way back to the Cary episode. He was there when I called it quits with Cary, quit my first job, and got drunk on San Mig Light and Red Horse beer during my own despedida at some bar in Glorietta a year ago.

“Am I really that ugly Sam?” was my opening, the first few lines of the now common rant.

“Ayan ka na naman e,” Sam said, peeling my fingers off the bottle of Red Horse I held in my hands. “You’re not ugly, Veronica, and you know it. Stop being such a brat and quit drinking already, you’re drunk na.”

“If I’m not ugly, then why did Cary do that to me?!” I nearly yelled that most of our old officemates stopped to look at me. I kept spitting line after line of my heartbroken rants in straight English, a sure sign that I was drunk. I remember snatching Sam’s San Mig Light and chugging it all down in one breath.

I was getting more and more dizzy, the room was swirling, and my eyes were glazed with the alcohol. I remember raising a bottle (Sam’s or mine) to my mouth for another sip of beer when I heard a soft thud. The last thing I remember seeing was Sam in full panic mode as my forehead hit the wooden table, my long brown hair a big mess over the plate of mojos.

Photo courtesy of SanMigLight.com.ph

Tags: bedroom blog,veronica,Sam,Matt,cary,best friend,drunk,despedida,san mig light,red horse beer

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VERONICA is your typical Cosmo chick: career-driven, outspoken, fun, and ridden with issues about love, dating, and relationships--which she loves to write about in tongue-in-cheek blog posts that make up this blog. Warning: This blog is known to be very addicting. See for yourself by checking out her first blog post here.

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sassy_g21

21. haha i really love getting boozed-up, up to my last piece of sanity... love the mojos hahaha
May 29, 2010 at 01:06 am report abuse
lavfifth

20. haha..this is getting into me..this had happened to me December 2008 when i cried on our team night out at a bar with my ex bf(w/c is my bf again..haha) and officemates when i got drunk..then he acted as if he doesn't care,the rebel on me accepted the invitation from some graduating nursing student from a known school to dance with him..haai..ngayon natatawa na lang ako about it..
April 24, 2010 at 09:44 am report abuse
veronica11

19. @lalabong and sexybebe: hahaha. well, i speak in straight english naman talaga lasing or not. it's part of my job and i'm bilingual. kaso when im drunk, may accent na. :))
March 20, 2010 at 12:41 am report abuse
lalabong

18. That was funny! So you know how to drink pala. At least if you're not ok you can drink a bit.
March 07, 2010 at 04:32 pm report abuse
sexybebe

17. i remember the first time a guy dumped me. i got drunk too and puked that my friends has to change my blouse. the next day, they were teasing me coz of my "inglisera mode" pag lasing. haha!
February 17, 2010 at 02:50 pm report abuse
handpaintedsky

16. poor veronica. too drunk. :(
February 06, 2010 at 11:09 am report abuse
shirleylim26

15. V, ang kulet mo pala pag nalalasing. Haahah...Well at least you're able to release the pain. Good job girl.
February 05, 2010 at 10:16 pm report abuse
fishbowl84

14. drinking wont really help. well maybe temporarily. sometimes being upset makes me extra thirsty too!
January 28, 2010 at 10:27 pm report abuse
veronica11

13. @misstechylicious: hahaha, yeah, crazy and epic too. marami akong ganong moments kapag inuman :P
January 28, 2010 at 10:16 pm report abuse
miss_techylicious

12. yup. panic mode rin ako if someone venting/ranting out pass out like that. crazy.
January 27, 2010 at 08:48 am report abuse
veronica11

11. I remember I was wearing super high heels that time. suede pa yn tapos umulan. haaha. one crazy nigt!
January 24, 2010 at 01:19 am report abuse
len9

10. drink your worries away.
January 23, 2010 at 12:31 pm report abuse
butter-diner

9. hahaha that's a funny moment!
January 23, 2010 at 04:17 am report abuse
jhe_1212

8. hahahaha, heartbreaks and headache!!
January 08, 2010 at 04:09 pm report abuse
veronica11

7. @summerinparis128: yeah, drown your worries in alcohol! :)
January 02, 2010 at 12:35 am report abuse
summerinparis128

6. It's normal, after a breakup or someone you really love hurt you,magpapakalasing ka tlga and you will ask yourself and other people of ur ugly.been there. got drunk @ P1 timog.
December 25, 2009 at 06:05 am report abuse
lily

5. Hi honey121, read it na. nakakatawa si veronica and matt. sana gawin book to ng summit media.
September 21, 2009 at 05:49 pm report abuse
Honey121

4. wow! i just read this today. A friend of mine was talking about the "funny" bedroom blog in Cosmo. Wait, I'll read it from the start. :)
September 21, 2009 at 05:49 pm report abuse
Andrea

3. Panalo! I love this blog!
September 21, 2009 at 05:48 pm report abuse
lily

2. oo nga veronica! sam looks like a keeper naman eh!
September 21, 2009 at 05:47 pm report abuse
:)

1. kayo na lang ni Sam V!
September 20, 2009 at 07:24 pm report abuse

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