Dudes Dish Their Most Disastrous Dates

Valentine’s Day may have come and gone, but we’re still on a romance high! This time though, we’re steering clear of the sappy stuff and examining the awkward, the laughable, and the downright nasty of the dating world!

In the name of research (and a few good laughs), Cosmo made kulit some real guys to find out what qualifies as a dating disaster for them. Read on for some true-to-life dating mishaps that made it to our dating hall of shame!

"My friends set me up with this girl I had never met before. We met up and went out for coffee. In the middle of the coffee shop, she suddenly fainted. People in the place were giving me evil looks, as if I did something to her! Buti na lang she came to, around 10 seconds later. Needless to say, we cut the date short and I brought her straight home."

"I was with an officemate in Baguio for a trip. On our first day, I ate a large bowl of oysters. Oysters. In Baguio. Not a good idea, I soon found out. When we went to a club to check out the girls, we met two cute locals there and asked them out for the next night. On the night of our date, my officemate and I brought the girls to a bar. I kid you not, I spent a total of 30 minutes on our table because 90 percent of the time I would excuse myself and be in the bathroom, gushing out watered crap! Damn those oysters! My date was kind of irked because I spent so little time with her. They asked to go home. As we brought them home, we parked the car and walked them to the door. As we were nearing the door, I felt the bubbly sensation that augured an incoming fart that could lead to a defecation session. As I gave my customary goodnight beso, binulong ko sa girl: 'Ummm pwede ba makitae?' Hahaha!"

"I met this girl at the beach during the Holy Week. I found her really cute and interesting. We drank together for two nights of her three-night stay there, and each night with her was a blast. I got the chance to hang out with her and her friends again in Manila, and we went for a drink at this hole-in-the-wall bar that served the nastiest mixes imaginable. They were so nasty that one by one, her friends started puking right at the table, excusing themselves from the group to head home, until there were only the two of us left at the table. I thought that would be our chance to bond. But as she opened her mouth to speak, what came out was a stream of vomit. Needless to say, nawalan ako ng tama and I immediately took her home. Good thing she didn’t throw up in my borrowed car!"

Photo: Dumb and Dumber courtesy of New Line Cinema

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