MATTRESS MOVES
Guys Dish Their Post-Coital Thoughts
Posted on August 24, 2009 12:00 am by Molly Trillo
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We know what occupies a guy’s brain before getting down and dirty (all he’s focusing on is doing it and how good it’s gonna be), but the secret we’re dying to crack is what goes through the typical man’s mind right after an erotic encounter.
“Once the deed is done and a man is no longer preoccupied with whether or not he’ll have sex, his brain clears,” explains Warren Farrell, PhD, author of Why Men Are the Way They Are. “In fact, the hour after intercourse is when he’s in the most honest frame of mind.” So in search of answers, Cosmo rounded up real men and, after a lot of convincing, got them to dish.
What He Thinks About His Performance
“I replay the highlights in my mind—the foreplay moves that made my girlfriend moan, any hot stuff she said or noises she made, and of course, the look on her face when she had an orgasm.” - Don, 30
“When I last for ages, I’m thinking, God, I’m good…and she’s totally going to tell her friends I’m a stud.” -Anton, 19
“After really good sex, especially if it’s with some chick whom I’m probably not going to see again, I’m lying there imagining my buddies’ faces when I give them the play-by-play.” - Marty, 30
“When I first make hubad with a new partner, I worry about her assessment of my equipment: Is it big enough? Does she like the look of it? And then afterward, when we’re both lying there panting, I’m like, Oh yeah, you love my package—no doubt about it.” - Matt, 26
“If I try a new move, like a killer tongue technique, afterward I’m praying she doesn’t ask where I learned it…’cause it was totally from some nasty girl-on-girl porn tape.” - Jim, 29
“My penis shrivels once I climax, so I’m thinking, Damn, I hope she doesn’t notice as I reach for my boxers. Any guy who tells you he doesn’t stress about shrinkage is lying—or huge.” - Rex, 25
Tags: men,love,one night stand,male psyche,males,performance,real men,boy talk,after-sex,hookups
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9. You can ask guy if he loves after doing the deed because he's in the most honest frame of mind.
March 09, 2010 at 07:37 am report abuse -
8. after sex is the time men feel most connected to their partners.
February 10, 2010 at 09:07 pm report abuse -
7. men talaga..tsk tsk
February 10, 2010 at 10:54 am report abuse -
6. âIâm plotting my exit strategy. Itâs not that Iâm a jerk, but I want to crash. So I give her 15 minutes of spooning and then I tell her I have plans.â -Kainis toh.
February 08, 2010 at 10:46 pm report abuse -
5. Men are really so naughty. They are all mysterious.
February 02, 2010 at 03:30 pm report abuse -
4. If a guy loves a girl so much I think it wouldn't really matter if she's not too good in bed.
February 01, 2010 at 02:58 pm report abuse -
3. the hour after intercourse is when heâs in the most honest frame of mind.-ah gnon pla.haha.nice idea.my naicp tuloy akong plano.lol
January 30, 2010 at 10:50 pm report abuse -
2. Before I hook up with my girlfriend, Iâm fixated on her boobs, her legs, her ass. But after we do it, I really see her, and thatâs when I think how much I freakinâ love her === sweet. :)
January 26, 2010 at 10:54 am report abuse -
jraz1. ... I don't think a lot of them would have such big ego's if they only knew what us girls were thinking after the do... ;P
September 28, 2009 at 11:09 pm report abuse
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