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How To Have Mind-Blowing Phone Sex

Get a little inspiration from Anne Hathaway’s character (who accepts phone sex clients to earn extra dough) in Valentine’s Day for giving your honey some sizzling aural action.

1. Get yourself in a comfy position and dial your dude for some long-distance lovin’.
2. Speak a little softer than you normally would, and once you’ve said your hellos (make sure it’s not his perverted pinsan), parlay into some dirty talk.
3. Describe—in detail—what you wish he were doing to you right now. As his breathing gets heavier, ask him what he wants to do with your naked bod…and make your hands obey.


- Brooke Le Poer Trench


Pillow Talk No-Nos
Dudes describe five kinds of mood-killing convo.

1. Asking “How was it?” right after you’ve finished boinking
2. Yelling out cliches like “Give it to me, big boy!”
3. Noting any non-sex topics, like the paint chipping on the ceiling over your bed
4. Guessing out loud if you remembered to take the Pill
5. Bugging him about how long he plans to be “almost there”

- Ted Spiker

Tags: sex,sex tips,bedroom,relationship tips,Anne Hathaway,love tips,sex moves,phone sex,Valentine's Day Movie,pillow talk

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  angel_love_song
  20. hmm, sexy talk is an important seduction tool!
  May 05, 2010 at 02:57 am report abuse
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  Ching^cosmo
  19. Para sa in a loooonnnggg distance relationship lang yan. If it's a 5hrs drive away.. ba't pa magis?/ :P
  May 01, 2010 at 11:16 pm report abuse
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  henrypooKEY
  18. tama yan. basta totoong may ginagawa ka. mas msarap hahah
  April 27, 2010 at 01:15 pm report abuse
• reignheusaff
  17. ..i love cosmo!
  April 07, 2010 at 12:11 pm report abuse
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  mmmanila
  16. sop is the safest deed!!!!
  April 03, 2010 at 01:50 am report abuse
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  loveme.hateme
  15. make your hands obey! cool. :D
  April 01, 2010 at 05:39 pm report abuse
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  loveme.hateme
  14. SOP is another way to enjoy the deed. - agree!!
  April 01, 2010 at 05:38 pm report abuse
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  Florida2630
  13. Thats enjoyable to do with sombody u love and he is so far away and u missing so much each other
  March 29, 2010 at 07:12 am report abuse
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  lalabong
  12. SOP is another way to enjoy the deed.
  March 22, 2010 at 04:05 pm report abuse
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  lalabong
  11. enjoy the moment yun lang.
  March 22, 2010 at 04:04 pm report abuse
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  lavfifth
  10. sop?!haha.thrilling!
  March 19, 2010 at 07:35 am report abuse
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  mary_ann_lei
  9. I don't like phone sex. It sucks!
  March 18, 2010 at 10:02 pm report abuse
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  Santori01
  8. yeah..never tried Phone S*x
  March 18, 2010 at 05:26 pm report abuse
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  loveme.hateme
  7. haha. cooL!!
  March 18, 2010 at 05:00 pm report abuse
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  sweetdecember
  6. 6. basta dapat make sure no one hears. hehe
  March 18, 2010 at 04:21 pm report abuse
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  magz13
  5. it came way too short in details.. hehe
  March 18, 2010 at 12:24 pm report abuse
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  shadysurvives
  4. bitin ako dito.i prefer real, blow by blow action ;-)
  March 18, 2010 at 10:36 am report abuse
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  jhe_1212
  3. 3. Hahaha!!! Very funny yung pillow talk no-nos!!!
  March 18, 2010 at 10:34 am report abuse
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  graceila24
  2. ahaha...natawa ako..naalala ko nnmn ung movie na Valentines Day...pati si Queen Latifah sumasagot na rin ng phone calls...
  March 18, 2010 at 09:47 am report abuse
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  lalabong
  1. Im not into Phone Sex. But this article will surely help those people who are into it. :))
  March 18, 2010 at 06:53 am report abuse

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