The Pros And Cons Of Dating A Taller Woman

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by Maximus Meridius
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PROS

1. People will think he's dating a supermodel or superstar athlete.
Every guy secretly wants people (especially other men) to be jealous of the fact that his girl is a knockout. Height is a contributing factor to any individual standing out in a room, and a woman’s tallness will add extra points to her overall babe-factor. If her length channels Behati Prinsloo or Maria Sharapova, you can bet that her vertically challenged boyfie will feel extra tall himself, having her as arm candy.


2. He's got a good view of her chest.
If dudes had it their way, they’d just be short enough to be at eye-level with their girlfriend's boobs. They say staring at breasts is healthy for men and even lengthens their lifespan–so don’t be surprised if guys with taller GFs outlive those who look their ladies in the eyes.


3. Going downtown is easier.
Imagine the time and energy a short guy saves when having to lick off his lofty lover. His natural smallness alone makes him the perfect candidate to explore his lady's nether regions. Most men need to be forced into cunnilingus. Although there are no guarantees, sheer proximity alone renders the smaller beau into an oral machine. Think about that when sizing up a man, ladies.


4. There’s simply more of her to love.
Legs for days: check. Gorgeous gams: check. Scintillatingly long torso paired with far-reaching arms and perky boobs: check, check, and check.


CONS

1. The Napoleon Complex
Insecurities may come up due to the fact that she’s stratospheric. 
This might lead to an overcompensating personality manifested through aggression and boastfulness. Being short is one thing, but having a short temper and a mean streak that's hard to deal with, however, is a different story.

2. In heels, she’s sky-high.
Forget going to clubs, formal occasions, and kick-ass parties in a killer pair of heels. Remember how Tom Cruise looked next to Nicole Kidman during red carpet events? Silly. Your shorty might force you to wear flats, but if fuck-me heels get you in the mood for a night out, you might want to leave the boyfriend at home instead.


3. Kissing while standing up is a challenge.
“Oh I want to plant a romantic wet one,” he says, “if only I could reach those delectable lips.”


4. He might end up looking like her son or little bro.
No woman wants to look like her man’s big sister, let alone his MOTHER. It’s the ultimate insult, and although this article looks at the pros and cons of dating a taller woman, it might also be best to analyze the benefits (and tragedies) of dating a shorter man.

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