9 Struggles Only Super Horny Couples Would Understand

Hey when you gotta do it, you gotta do it.
by Maximus Meridius
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1. Learning how to play footsie when other people are around.
Sneakily massaging the bae’s legs underneath the dinner table while your parents are trying to talk to you isn’t an easy task! You just can’t keep your hands (or in this case, feet) off of each other now, can you?

2. Trying to suppress your shame every time you MOMOL in the backseat of a cab.
You know it’s kind of wrong to give manong driver a free show, but hey, that’s all part of the excitement.

3. Finding the right place for a midday quickie. There’s just no time to wait.
Public bathroom stalls, photocopy rooms, and elevators have become your go-to locations. So bad!

4. Falling asleep right when you’re about to have sex after a night of heavy drinking.
Don’t worry, morning sex is good, too!

5. People always ask why you two look sweaty and disheveled.
Ay, mainit kasi sa labas.” You’re not fooling anyone!

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6. You guys constantly need to change your sheets.
Because after-sex stains can be a bitch!

7. There are never enough condoms.
What about round 7, 8, and 9?

8. The motel staffers know you like they’re part of your squad.
There’s no use hiding your face. At least give them a proper tip next time.

9. You’ve tried out every possible position in the Kama Sutra.
Eh di kayo na!

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