"I'm a savage. Classy, boujee, ratchet. Sassy, moody, nasty. Acting stupid, what's happening?"
What's happening my friends, is the current contents of my brain during this period of lockdown when the only thing I have to occupy myself is a little app called TikTok and millions of people throwing it back to the exact same song.
Once you get through the dance routines and lip-syncing videos though, there's actually a ton of genuinely interesting beauty content on TikTok.
The latest, however, might just be my favorite because a) it seems like it should be a joke but then plot twist, b) it seems to give the best curls I've ever seen.
All you need for the best hair of your life?
The belt from your dressing gown or silk robe.
I know it seems ridiculous but bear with me.
Once you've dusted the bread crumbs off your dressing gown and slipped out of it for the first time in two weeks, remove the belt and place it over your head like a hairband.
Then, plait each side of your hair around the belt, just like two pigtails but with a dressing gown rope running through them.
As I said... bear with me.
After sleeping on it overnight (for best results), unplait your hair, and remove the belt. Ta-da, gorgeous-looking curls! I know you don't believe me, so just watch this video from Bri Harmon to see the results.
With over one million views, it looks like a lot of us are going to be waking up in the morning with the best curls of our lives.
What a time to be alive...
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.