1. I can see your soul and I do not like it.
2. Just chilling (and covering a tiny knife I have fashioned from hairballs)
3. When I grow up, I am going to get my revenge.
4. Get your hands off me, you witch.
5. You literally disgust me with your presence, human
6. Touch me and I will legit scratch your eyes out.
7. You will regret taunting us when you are our human slave.
8. Your picture-taking will not stop my silent musings on your death.
9. When I take over the world, you will be my first human sacrifice.
10. I will dismantle everything you have worked for, one scratch at a time.
11. My plan to suffocate you in your sleep can finally be implemented.
12. I am saying "PISS OFF" in cat lingo, you furless creature.
13. This is how we will walk on your grave when we have completed our world domination.
14. I will watch you until the poison takes hold.
15. I despise everything the human race stands for.
16. And I will not rest until the cats have had their day of power.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.co.uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.