The first full trailer for Charlie's Angels just dropped, and people seem generally pumped about Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, and Ella Balinska being total badasses as the new angels. One thing they're not as pumped about, though, is Noah Centineo.
He's in the trailer for only about two seconds, but his character is a "handsome nerd" who is the love interest of one of the angels. While the internet is usually behind Noah in full force at every single turn (seriously, his Instagram comments are a terrifyingly thirsty place), it's safe to say that we've officially gone too far. It was one thing to enjoy him as a pseudo-studly rom-com lead not once but twice, but as a nerd? In this trailer, he says the phrase "I love phosphorous" and works in a chem lab. Seriously, look.
This only works if the chem lab is in a high school and Lana Condor is his lab partner. I'm sorry, but those are the rules! Are we honestly supposed to believe that Noah aka Peter Kavinsky aka the most pervasive internet boyfriend in recent memory can also be A GEEK?
Before you get all pissed at me, know that I'm not alone in this feeling. Please enjoy these tweets, including this incredibly spot-on description of Noah as a human thumb.
Yikes, yikes. So what's your thought?
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.