Poor ol' Nikolay Posled just wants to go to work as a shelf-stacker in Russia: Do his job and clock in and clock out.
But according to Unilad, all of a sudden the ladies of Krasnoyarsk (a city in Russia) have noticed something very interesting about him… he bears an uncanny resemblance to Daniel Radcliffe. AND THEY'RE HOT FOR IT.
According to Nik's twin brother (yes, there are two of them), women started throwing themselves at him when he got glasses five years ago.
The Siberian Times discovered the Harry Potter lookalike, and spoke to him about all the attention he's been getting from the ladies.
"There are girls. They ask me if they can have a child from (sic) me."
Maybe just give Nik a poke on Facebook to start with, ladies. Or just ask him out for a beer/Butterbeer! Asking him to father a child is probably not the greatest way to start a relationship…
Nik continued, "They're obviously Harry Potter fans."
"All this is very funny, but I still do not quite understand what's going on. For me, it's all so new."
"Specifically, that everyone suddenly needs something from me."
Girls—please leave poor Nik alone. Especially seeing as he's got a girlfriend.
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.