16 Of Most Evil And Dickish Characters On 'Game Of Thrones'

What a bunch of big bastards.
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It's proven rather difficult to pick just a few dickish characters from Game Of Thrones seeing as a LOT of them are real jerks. But here's what we've come up with:

1. Euron Greyjoy

Telling Yara to "give your uncle a kiss" as he arrives to slaughter her army and new ladyfriend. Plus, you just know he's only going to get worse. How about you stop being so creepy and murder-y, you dick.

2. Viserys Targaryen

Wasn't it nice when this silver-haired buffoon told his sister Daenerys that he'd let a tribe of 40,000 men and their horses have sex with her if it meant he could take over Westeros? Nice molten gold hat, you dick.

3. Balon Greyjoy

Couldn't have cared less when he was sent his son Theon Greyjoy's severed penis. A little help here Dad, you dick.

4. Robin Arryn

Being breastfed when your years on this earth are in double figures is NOT okay. Plus stop ruining people's lovely snow castles, you dick.

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5. Joffrey Baratheon

If this isn't enough of an advert that incest is bad, I don't know what is. Just because you're a dweebie little king, it doesn't mean you can fire arrows into a lady's face, you dick.

6. Alliser Thorne

What a misery guts Castle Black's master-of-arms was. Yes, "was" not "is." He is no longer. See you in Hell, you dick.

7. The Night King

This guy's so cold. Nothing endearing about him at all. Quit turning babies into White Walkers and massacring Wildlings, you dick.

8. Roose Bolton

The man behind the Red Wedding. Everything was fine until he colluded with the Lannisters and ruined a perfectly nice day. They hadn't even cut the cake yet, you dick.

9. Cersei Lannister

Gave birth to Joffrey. Thanks a bunch, you dick.

10. The Mountain

Destroying The Red Viper's cranium using just his bare hands was a bit uncalled for. We'll just clear all this blood and brains up shall we, you dick?

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11. Theon Greyjoy

We know he's all right now (maybe losing his peen made him realize the error of his ways), but there was that time he did a terrible job of beheading the Starks' weapons trainer Ser Rodrik Cassel. Any chance you could have sharpened your sword first, you dick.

12. Olly

What happened to my kind, sweet Olly? He arrived at Castle Black a sweetheart. He left, well, in a really grim way actually. But you still shouldn't have stabbed Jon Snow, you dick.

13. The Waif

The Waif was a real bully to Aryashe literally would not stop hitting her with that dumb stick. Looks like you got what you deserved, you dick.

14. The High Sparrow

She may be a right nightmare, but The High Sparrow was being a bit shitty when he made Cersei do the walk of shame through the village. How's that Wildfire, you dick?

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15. Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)

It was a bit out of order when Littlefinger arranged for Sansa Stark to marry Ramsay Bolton. Couldn't you have set her up with a nice young man like Gendry, you dick.

16. Ramsay Bolton

Hope you enjoyed hanging out with those dogs, YOU DICK. Byeeeeee!

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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