You know your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends? And how they all fully suck due to being a mixture of f*ckboys, softbois, and impossible-to-define weirdos? Same, same. We all relate. And by "we all," I mean everyone but Kendall Jenner, who's out here with a Rolodex of exes that are best described as HOT.
On that note, enjoy this thirsty trip through Kenny's dating history, from the recent rumors about her romance with Kyle Kuzma to her on-again, off-again thing with Harry Styles.
Kyle Kuzma: 2019
News broke recently that Kendall is maybe dating Lakers forward Kyle Kuzma. Basically, the Daily Mail claimed that Kendall and Kyle "took a romantic cruise" on a yacht during 4th of July weekend before she headed to a party in Malibu and avoided her ex Ben Simmons (we'll get to him in a moment). Here's a blurry pic that proves approximately nothing!
Meanwhile, TMZ claims the pair *aren't* dating, so who knows what's really going on. Hate it when tabloids can't agree. Please, get it together, you guys.
Ben Simmons: 2018 to 2019
Reports that Kendall and Ben Simmons were an item hit the news cycle in summer 2018, but the internet refused to believe anything until they had receipts. Luckily, they got 'em when the pair were caught cuddling in the background of Khloé Kardashian's 4th of July Instagram:
Bendall went on to have many public moments, including a canoodle while celebrating Ben's birthday:
Chilling (fine, from a distance) at basketball games:
And attending Drake's party, which was awkward because Ben's ex Tinashe was also there:
Sadly for those of you who were deeply invested in this narrative (anyone?), Kendall and Ben broke up this past May, with a source confirming to People that "the relationship ran its course" and Kendall's "spending time with her friends and back to being in fun mode." Kewl.
Anwar Hadid: 2018
Okay, so right before she started dating Ben Simmons, Kendall was spotted—as TMZ delightfully put it—"sucking face" with Gigi and Bella's little brother, Anwar Hadid, in early June 2018. She even Instagram Storied a picture of his hand on the night in question:
Apparently, Kendall and Anwar were "just having some fun while out with friends," but PLOT TWIST: A few months later—while Kendall was dating Ben Simmons—she was seen making out with Anwar at a fashion week party. No photos were taken, but here's a pic of Kendall hanging with the Hadid girls that same night:
Blake Griffin: 2017 to 2018
Get ready for tea: In July 2017, NBA player Blake Griffin broke up with his fiancée (and the mother of his kids), Brynn Cameron, and was then seen with Kendall shortly after. Like, these two made sure to be photographed ev-er-y-where.
Around Valentine's Day in 2018, Brynn filed a child support lawsuit against Blake, in which she partially blamed Kendall for their split. Per court docs: "Griffin had no problem trading Brynn Cameron, his former fiancée and the mother of his two children, for reality television star Kendall Jenner....Griffin cared more about the glamour of dating a Hollywood celebrity than the day-to-day responsibilities of being a father and family man."
Truly, yikes. But it's cool: A few months later, Blake moved to Detroit, effectively ending his tryst with Kenny.
A$AP Rocky: 2016 to 2017
And he grabbed her butt at the 2017 Met Gala:
The pair were linked for more than a year, but eventually, Us Weekly reported that they "weren't seeing each other a lot. They weren't really official but were obviously dating. Their schedules are really hard."
Jordan Clarkson: 2016
This one was short-lived and no pics were snapped, but a source told People that "they are super into each other. He is super sweet and a total gentleman and Kendall loves that."
Harry Styles: 2013 to 2016 (on and off!)
Lol, remember when Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner were photographed hooking up on a boat? Same. These two were dating on and off over the course of about three years—and most recently were spotted leaving the 2019 Met Gala together!
Here's a pic of their cute vibes a few years back for reference:
Nick Jonas: 2015
Dang, remember this? Kendall and Nick were linked right after he broke up with Olivia Culpo, with Us Weekly reporting that Gigi Hadid set up Kendall and Nick (cuz d'oh, Gigi was dating Joe at the time).
"They are all going to end up hanging out regardless, so it seems like a simple situation, which could be a lot of fun," a source said, adding that Kendall and Nick had "a flirty chemistry from the start."
That said, Nick shut down reports, telling E!, "We're not dating. Kendall is great, and naturally, with her being good friends with Gigi and with Joe and Gigi dating, there are times we'll be in the same place and we all hang out."
Cool, that's it, I'll let you hop in the shower now.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.