Khloé Kardashian's dating history is best described as "NOPE" and "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?" But let's be fair here. It's one million percent not Khloé's fault that so many of her boyfriends have ended up being cheating train wrecks who care more about using her for fame than being decent humans (hi, Tristan Thompson, nice to see you).
Khloé falls hard and fast, and she tends to stay in relationships for a long time due to being a nice and forgiving person. And while a lot of her dudes have proven themselves to be a Hard Pass, some are winners. So for the sake of your encyclopedic Kardashian knowledge, let's get to know 'em all.
Khloé and Rashad dated all the way back in 2008, and it did Not! End! Well! The couple's breakup was chronicled on TV, and Rashad fully accused Khloé of faking it for ratings. Dude literally told Page Six that Khloé staged a scene where she hacked into his voicemail and found messages from a random woman. He even claimed she didn't have his number and that he and Khloé "had already called it quits."
Rashad is still super bitter about their breakup and decided to blame his floundering NBA career on Khloé in 2017, telling the Charlotte Observer, "Without that situation in play, I'm a $60-70 million player. Easily."
A lot of people thought Lamar and Khloé were in a fake relationship because of how fast they moved, but really, they were just that in love. These two got married in September 2009 after just a month of knowing each other and, yep, their wedding was featured on Keeping Up With the Kardashians as a "special event." (Wow, when does Kris Jenner even sleep?)
Sadly, Khloé and Lamar split in 2013 because he was so unfaithful. Khloé explained how hard his cheating was on her during an episode of KUWTK, telling Kourtney, "Last year on my birthday, I lied to everyone because I had to lie and say I was with my husband, when in fact, my husband was missing with another girl, okay? And I lied and I gave up my Beyoncé tickets to Kendall, that's how badly I was hiding. And I didn't have a birthday, I was alone and lied to everyone."
Reminder: Khloé ended up putting her divorce on hold in October 2015 after Lamar overdosed at a brothel in Nevada. They finalized their split in May 2016, and Lamar recently said he still considers Khloé the love of his life. Genuinely :( right now.
French and Khloé got together in July 2014 after being introduced at a Vegas party (romance is alive!), and apparently, she didn't learn her lesson re: the whole ~media relationship~ thing because soon enough, he was a fixture on KUWTK.
These two broke up and got back together a few times before permanently parting ways in December 2014, when E! News reported that KoKo was sick of his "needy, obsessive" behavior and "just decided to move on."
Khloé and James met at Kanye West's birthday party in 2015, and apparently, they were pretty casual at first. That is, until James insisted they become exclusive, only to freakin' cheat on her. But don't worry, she soon got revenge by publicly shaming him on Kocktails With Khloé.
"I just don’t want to put up with people that you want to be monogamous but then they're not monogamous," she said. "I've always said, 'It's long distance.' I've always said, 'We don't need to be monogamous!...There's a lot of sh*t going on in our lives. You live in Houston. I live in L.A. Let's see each other when we see each other.' He wanted [a relationship]. I wanted it, but I wanted to be realistic. He sought me out. He wanted to be committed and, you know, then wasn't committed. So Koko had to go go!"
Ugh. We all know how Khloé and Tristan’s love story ended (hint: TERRIBLY). They started dating in September 2016, when Tristan's ex Jordan Craig was pregnant with his child. It's called a red flag, ever heard of it?
Then they went public on Instagram around Christmas, and things looked promising!
Aaand then Khloé got pregnant. Flash-forward nine months and the Daily Mail published a video featuring Tristan hooking up with another woman—literally days before Khloé gave birth. For some reason, she decided to give this dude another chance, but everything changed when he cheated with Kylie Jenner’s best friend Jordyn Woods.
As of now, Khloé is taking some much-needed solo time and concentrating on her daughter True.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.