If you hadn't caught onto this already, certain members of Meghan Markle's family have taken issue with the fact that she's marrying Prince Harry. Her sister, for example, called her a social climber, and now, her brother has committed the *ultimate* wedding faux pas. He literally asked Prince Harry to call the entire thing off. No, this is not a joke.
Thomas Markle Jr., aged 51, a resident of Grant's Pass, Oregon, wrote a handwritten letter to Harry urging him not to marry Meghan, saying "it's not too late." Yes, that is the way he spelled the word "to," and yes, he did just pull the 2018 version of standing up and objecting when the officiant asks guests to speak now or forever hold their peace.
"As more time passes to your royal wedding, it became very clear that this is the biggest mistake in royal wedding history," Tom wrote in the letter, which he shared with InTouch. "Meghan Markle is obviously not the right woman for you." He also wrote that she is a "jaded, shallow, conceited woman that will make a joke of you and the royal family heritage." Nice!!
FYI, Thomas hasn't actually seen Meghan since 2011 when they both attended their grandmother's funeral, so you could say his perspective is a little out of date. But wait! There's more.
"I'm confused why you don't see the real Meghan that the whole world now sees," he wrote. "Meghan's attempt to act the part of a princess like a below C average Hollywood actress is getting old.'
After going on to make some more claims about how she bankrupted her father, let the Hollywood attention go to her head, etc. etc., Thomas has the BALLS to write this...
"Not to mention, to top it all off, she doesn’t invite her own family and instead invites complete strangers to the wedding. Who does that?" he wrote.
IDK THOMAS. WHY ON EARTH WOULD SHE POSSIBLY DO THAT?!?
Okay, I'm done. I'm out. See you all on May 19.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.