So, yesterday "news" broke that Miley Cyrus was reportedly pregnant with her first child. Which she most definitely isn't, internet! And Miley shut down the rumor mill in the most 2019 way ever, by photoshopping a pic of @world_record_egg onto her stomach and making a series of incredible egg puns.
"I’m not 'Egg-xpecting' but it's 'Egg-celent' to hear everyone is so 'Happy For Us,'" Miley tweeted. "We're happy for us too! 'Egg-cited' for this next chapter in our lives. Now, can everyone leave me alone and go back to staring at an egg."
Welp, that settles that. And in other news, egg humor is the only humor I'm interested in henceforth.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.