Sexy Movies And TV Shows That Are Hotter Than Porn

Orlando Bloom having a threesome? Hell YEAH.
PHOTO: (LEFT) CRUEL INTENTIONS/COLUMBIA PICTURES, (RIGHT) BLACK MIROR/NETFLIX

Porn can be great and problematic in equal measure. Some of these super hot/guilt-free shows and films are available to stream and download on Netflix, so you won't have to slam the laptop shut if your mom walks in. Win!

1. Blue Is The Warmest Color

IMDB says: Adèle's life is changed when she meets Emma, a young woman with blue hair, who will allow her to discover desire and to assert herself as a woman and as an adult. In front of others, Adèle grows, seeks herself, loses herself, and ultimately finds herself through love and loss.

2. Easy: Utopia

IMDB says: After discovering the wonders of Tinder, curious couple, architect Lucy and sports trainer Tom goes looking for a threesome and gets a proposition from a friend Annie, music teacher of their baby's kindergarten.

3. LOVE

IMDB says: Murphy is an American living in Paris who enters a highly sexually and emotionally charged relationship with the unstable Electra. Unaware of the effect it will have on their relationship, they invite their pretty neighbor into their bed.

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4. Nymphomaniac

IMDB says: A self-diagnosed nymphomaniac recounts her erotic experiences to the man who saved her after a beating.

5. Cruel Intentions

IMDB says: Two vicious step-siblings of an elite Manhattan prep school make a wager: To deflower the new headmaster's daughter before the start of term.

6. Orange Is The New Black

We say: So many episodes of OITNB feature awesome lesbian/vulva-on-vulva sex scenes (the straight ones are just kinda... meh). Especially arousing are basically any featuring Piper and Alex. But you've also got Nichols and Morello (cunnilingus in a chapel... and the shower... need I say more?). Then there's Nichols and Soso, Pussey and her German GF, the list goes on. The fact that the show is directed by a woman and not made for the male gaze makes it so much better.

7. Black Mirror: San Junipero

IMDB says: When Yorkie and Kelly visit San Junipero, a fun-loving beach town full of surf, sun, and sex, their lives are changed.

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8. Carol

IMDB says: An aspiring photographer develops an intimate relationship with an older woman in 1950s New York.

9. Spring Breakers

IMDB says: Four college girls hold up a restaurant in order to fund their spring break vacation. While partying, drinking, and taking drugs, they are arrested, only to be bailed out by a drug and arms dealer.

10. YOU

IMDB says: A clever bookstore manager relies on his savvy internet know-how to make the woman of his dreams fall in love with him.

11. Bodyguard

IMDB says: A contemporary thriller featuring the Royalty and Specialist Protection Branch of London's Metropolitan Police Service.

12. God's Own Country

IMDB says: Spring. Yorkshire. Young farmer Johnny Saxby numbs his daily frustrations with binge drinking and casual sex, until the arrival of a Romanian migrant worker for lambing season ignites an intense relationship that sets Johnny on a new path.

13. The Vampire Diaries

We say: Call me us nerds, but vampires are really hot and if you've seen True Blood you'll know what I'm saying. The Vampire Diaries is full to the brim with sexual tension, longing looks, fangs FFSwhat isn't sexy about that?

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14. Lady Chatterley's Lover

IMDB says: In 1913 Connie Reid marries wealthy Nottingham colliery owner Sir Clifford Chatterley but he returns from the Great War disabled and in a wheelchair. Connie is loyal but begins to feel alienated as he engages a nurse, Mrs. Bolton, to bathe him and excludes her from pit business. Despite his desire for an heir his impotency results in a lack of sexual activity and Connie is drawn to handsome Oliver Mellors, the plain-spoken former miner her husband has engaged as his game-keeper and who represents the passion she craves. They embark upon a physical affair in Oliver's cottage but are discovered and betrayed by Mrs. Bolton. Connie, now carrying Oliver's child, must choose between a pampered but joyless existence with her husband or an uncertain future with the man she has come to love.

15. Magic Mike

IMDB says: A male stripper teaches a younger performer how to party, pick up women, and make easy money.

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16. Fifty Shades Darker

IMDB says: While Christian wrestles with his inner demons, Anastasia must confront the anger and envy of the women who came before her.

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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