Really, this story speaks for itself, but here is the minimal context you need to understand and fully enjoy what's happening here:
The above Vine from Perez Hilton captured Louis Tomlinson and his penis bouncing around at a soccer game this past weekend, E! reports. About midway through the Vine, Louis seems to notice his untamed manhood and...jumps up and down even more!
Maybe his joyful dance is compensating for the loss of a recent member?
Maybe he's still taking the loss of Zayn hard.
Maybe he is just so excited to still be a part of One Erection Direction?
Penis. Not sorry.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.