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Taylor Swift Lyrics That Are Actually Awful

A guy *tries* to decode T-Swift lyrics and learns they aren't all sugar and spice.

“So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy/That’s fine I’ll tell mine that you’re gay!”

From: “Picture to Burn”

So besides telling the legions of Swifties what they already know, how come when T-Swizzle is being homophobic, no one pays attention? There's nothing wrong with being gay, Tay.

“All you are is mean/And a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life/And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean”

From: “Mean”

Repeating "mean" a million times won’t drive the point. Try other adjectives like hurtful, atrocious, or asinine.

“Cause I love the gap between your teeth... And any snide remarks from my father about your tattoos will be ignored.”

From: “Ours”

Not a very good visual, TBH. Ganyan pala type ni Taylor. 

“And she is yelling at a bridesmaid/Somewhere back inside a room, wearing a gown shaped like a pastry”

From: “Speak Now”

First of all, who designed this gown best left in a bakery? Secondly, who’s wearing the pastry-like gown, the bride or the bridesmaid? It’s all kind of confusing. Maybe munching on an éclair or three can help solve this problem.

“But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain and it's 2 a.m. and I'm cursing your name”

From: “The Way I Loved You”

Sounds like a really bad relationship, Tay. Why miss it?!

“Are we out of the woods yet?/Are we out of the woods yet?/Are we out of the woods yet?/Are we out of the woods?”

From: “Out of the Woods”

Damn, girl! Clearly, you aren’t!

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