I warn you, this video is not for the faint of heart. Or for people who hate spiders. Seriously, if you hate spiders, run as far away from this video as humanly possibly.
According to Buzzfeed, Danny Ford of South Australia uploaded this video to YouTube, probably after he stopped hours and hours of crying and rocking himself in a locked closet somewhere. The video shows his attempt to kill a massive wolf spider with a broom.
OK, NBD, you're sitting there thinking. Hey, it's just a big spider! I can handle that, you're probably saying to the computer screen right now. But it's what happened next that is truly nightmare-inducing.
When he tried to kill the spider, she released the hundreds and hundreds (possibly millions) of spider babies she had been carrying on her back. And all of them seem like they were pretty attached to their mother, judging by the way they immediately went for Danny. Behold, the exact moment when the Spider Overlords takes their revenge on the poor, puny, impotent human who murdered one of their own. SO MANY SPIDER BABIES COMING TO TAKE THEIR REVENGE.
I have a solid "NOPE" for every single one of those spider babies seen in the above gif. Thanks to this video, I will have terrifying nightmares about armies of vengeful spider children gunning for my soul for the rest of my life.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.