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This Strange Japanese Boob Massager Promises A Quick Breast Lift

Introducing the Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager!

For those of you who enjoyed the mesmerizing Makizume Robo Ingrown Toenail Fixer so much you thought "I'd like to buy another life-changing product from the Japan Trend Shop," you're in luck. The Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager promises to "help shape and tone your bust into a better form" with its Pepto-Bismol pink hand claw.

The video below demonstrates how it works, but essentially the claw is like a workout for your boob. Using one hand, you hold the Massager to your breasts and rake it around to separate your ligaments and "return your breasts to their original buoyant beauty."

The description and the video don't specify how quickly you're meant to see results post-massage, but it seems like the kind of thing you might have to work at for awhile. Regardless, please remember that your breasts are beautiful exactly as they are! But if you want to pay $52 to jiggle your boobs with a plastic alien fork, that's cool too. 

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