Women with more junk in the trunk might be giving birth to smarter babies. You hear that? That's the sounds of me eating an entire pizza because I want my baby to be a BABY GENIUS.
According to a 2010 study from the University of Oxford, big butts = poindexter kiddos because the omega-3 "good" fatty acids in the mom's body boost the baby's IQ. Science! The kid's intelligence level is bolstered even further when the mom starts breast-feeding because breast milk comes from the lower half of the body.
Of course, this could be/probably is all a bunch of hooey, but instead of listening to reason, I'm gonna eat a tray of doughnuts. What? It's for my future child so LAY OFF.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.