Women With Big Butts Might Have Smarter Kids?

Genius children like big butts and they cannot lie.

Women with more junk in the trunk might be giving birth to smarter babies. You hear that? That's the sounds of me eating an entire pizza because I want my baby to be a BABY GENIUS.

According to a 2010 study from the University of Oxford, big butts = poindexter kiddos because the omega-3 "good" fatty acids in the mom's body boost the baby's IQ. Science! The kid's intelligence level is bolstered even further when the mom starts breast-feeding because breast milk comes from the lower half of the body. 

Of course, this could be/probably is all a bunch of hooey, but instead of listening to reason, I'm gonna eat a tray of doughnuts. What? It's for my future child so LAY OFF.


This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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