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13 Types Of Friends You'll Find In A Barkada

Every barkada has to have one of these.

1. The mom of the barkada

She's the first one y'all approach when you guys have major fights within the group. She's also on speed dial in case you guys need to vent your ~*dramatic monologues*~ and ugly cry sessions—no matter how shallow (Ang pangit ng skin ko today!) or problematic (I think I have to break up with Carlos na) they are.

What this friend would usually say: "Sige na, 'wag ka na umiyak. Dito lang ako."

What the other friends in the group would say: "Asan na ba si KC? Hindi ko na kaya 'tong dinadala ko. I need her to listen to me!!!"

2. The one who NEVER gets the joke

Everyone's already rolling on the floor laughing because of a joke that made the whole group crack up, yet this friend would pretend to laugh and get the joke...kahit hindi niya talaga gets.

What this friend would usually say: "Wait, whaaat? Ano raw? Uhm, pakiulit yung joke please, last na."

What the other friends in the group would say: "Tawa ka nang tawa diyan, na-gets mo ba?"

3. The one who can't move on

No matter how much comfort you all give this one friend, she just won't move on. #AnongPetsaNa

What this friend would usually say: "Hindi na talaga ako magiging masaya ever. I'm so depressed. Bakit niya ba ako iniwan? Hindi ko na kayaaaa."

What the other friends in the group would say: "Hindi naman siya kawalan, mukha pa siyang paa."

4. The next big thing

Every group has at least one super smart, super successful, overly bibo friend. 'Yung tipong president na nga ng Student Council, ballerina pa, tapos siya pa 'yung nanalo sa essay writing contest niyo. Siya na talaga! Who knows? This friend might just win the Presidential elections fifteen years from now.

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What this friend would usually say: "Guys, be there during my ballet recital, please!"

What the other friends in the group would say: "Whoooooooo! Go Maryanne! Make us proud!!!"

5. The one whose laugh is waaay funnier than all of your jokes combined

Whenever something funny comes up, you all find yourself laughing at the joke first, then laughing harder because of this friend's contagious laughter.

What this friend would usually say: "Ang sarap tumawa!!!"

What the other friends in the group would say: "Hindi namin sure kung ano 'yung mas nakakatawa—yung joke or 'yung tawa mo."

6. The friend who is always late

Whether it's a lunch date, a reunion, a dinner date, or any kind of barkada date, you can never count on this friend to arrive early. Or on time.

What this friend would usually say: "Guys, sorry, super traffic talaga sa EDSA!"

What the other friends in the group would say: "Guys, our meeting time is at 2 p.m. okay? But let's all tell Ara that we'll meet at 12 noon."

7. 'Yung forever #YOLO

No long test or research paper could stop her from partying all day and all night.

What this friend would usually say: "Valk tonight, g?"

What the other friends in the group would say: "Abby, stressed na kami sa thesis habang stressed ka kung saan ka magpa-party mamaya. Serious ka ba?"

8. 'Yung missing-in-action

*croo croo*

What this friend would usually say: "Pass muna ako. I'm grounded for two weeks, eh."

What the other friends in the group would say: "She's been grounded for almost a year now, pwede na kaya siyang i-invite next year?" LOL.

9. The baby of the barkada

When jokes get a little bit naughty, this friend's ears must immediately be covered.

What this friend would usually say: "Isama niyo naman ako sa usapan niyo!"

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What the other friends in the group would say: "Bata ka pa."

10. Little Miss Independent

She's lived on her own ever since college, because her parents are abroad. She cooks, cleans her own room during weekends, does laundry, pays her bills, and has NO time for your shit.

What this friend would usually say: "Hey guys, alis na ako. Dami ko pang labada."

What the other friends in the group would say: "How can we be like you?"

11. The love life addict

Whether it's in your WhatsApp group thread or Facebook chat, this friend cannot shut up about her one true love.

What this friend would usually say: " Omg! He just gave me roses, and this is the fourth time that he gave me flowers this week!"

What the other friends in the group would say: "Edi kayo na."

12. The always on-the-go friend

Boring weekend and you want someone to accompany you to check out the latest food spot? This friend is ALWAYS free—kahit madaling araw na.

What this friend would usually say: "Kailangan mo ng kasama?"

What the other friends in the group would say: "This day is so boring. Matawagan nga si Angeline."

13. The Maria Clara

Yep, this friend has the strictest and most old-fashioned parents in the whole barkada. Her chances of coming with you on a sleepover are, like, NEVER.

What this friend would usually say: "Guys, help me with a realistic excuse!"

What the other friends in the group would say: "Next time ka na lang sumama."