Imgur user dogsandcatsandlemursohmy posted the above photo of a sex ed quiz her sister took two years ago last week. "My then 14 year old sister got suspended for submitting these answers for her sex-ed class. I'm so proud of her," she captioned the photo.
The assignment was to give appropriate answers for someone's possible objection to condom use, according to Birdee. You know, objections like, "I hate condoms," and, "Don't worry, I'm clean." The fill-in-the-blank answers her sister gave in response to these ridiculous things are wonderfully flippant.
For example, her response to "[condoms] cost too much" is: "STD treatments and babies cost more." Her answer to "I'd be embarrassed to use one?" "Look at all the fucks I give!"
My personal favorite? Her response to the "I don't have a condom with me" excuse: "I don't have my vagina with me." Not only should she not have been suspended for that, she should've been given a medal. I will be using this excuse often. Not so much in the sex ed context, but, you know, the sex context in general.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.