Best Responses To 'Buntis Ka Ba?' When You're Not Pregnant

'No, are you?'

What’s worse than people picking on your weight? Them asking if you're preggers! Here are some of the best responses if you're asked the dreaded question:

“Are you an idiot?”

“Maybe, but I don’t know who the father is.”

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Hindi. Taba lang yan.”

“Yes, and it’s your husband’s!”

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“I’m not pregnant. I just love cake.”

“No, are you?”

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“Beer belly yan, Want to rub it?”

“It’s really none of your business.”

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“Ah, kabag lang yan.

Hindi, buffet 'to.

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This story originally appeared on Femalenetwork.com.

* Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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