Mom, what are you drinking? [Takes a sip.] GROSS, GROSS, GROSS! Quick, get me my juice!
Emma's older sister always gets coffee when she takes us to Dunkin' Donuts for strawberry frosted doughnuts with sprinkles. We should get coffee too.
Nope, still disgusting.
Hey, this isn't bad if you mix it with hot chocolate.
Have you tried a Frappuccino from Starbucks yet? It's like a milkshake, but with coffee! Mom, please tell everyone I only want Starbucks gift cards for my birthday.
I can't believe we used to hang out at McDo every Friday night. Starbucks is so much cooler. Do you think that cute college guy with his laptop is looking at us?
Caramel iced lattes are my oxygen. With extra caramel.
Do you think the food courts in college will have coffee places that will make my iced coffee with cream and two Splendas for me, or will I have to do it myself?
Coffee was made for getting extra energy to go out. And for hangovers. And for early classes. Who thought 8 a.m. classes were a good idea? Mom, please tell everyone I only want Starbucks gift cards for my birthday.
Age 19 to 23
IT'S ASIAN DOLCE LATTE SEASON!!!!
Down to one Splenda; I am such a grown-up. I still can't believe Katie drinks her coffee black though—that's even grosser than the fact that I used to get extra caramel in my caramel lattes.
Emma forgot to tell them to put sugar in my coffee and I don't completely hate it. What's happening to me?
The barista just accidentally gave me a sweetened coffee and I had to actually lick a napkin to clear the sweet garbage-water taste from my mouth. How did I ever put sugar in my coffee?
Mom, I still want a Starbucks gift card for my birthday. Or an espresso machine.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.