When I pick a show or movie to watch, especially when I can't sleep at night, I actively avoid anything that's set in New York (so that automatically rules out half of all rom-coms, lol). It's weird, I know, but hear me out. I do this because I guarantee at least one scene where the leads are eating a huge slice of pizza. I just can't be putting myself through that right before bed.
All this to say that pizza is universally loved. Even when it's bad, it's better than a lot of food. And it always hits the spot. Sure, it may not be the most beautifully styled dish, but every slice makes you want to take a hundred photos. Pair those pics with a few funny pizza captions and you're all set.
Funny Pizza Captions For Instagram:
- Slice, slice, baby.
- A slice of heaven.
- What a cutie pie.
- In crust we trust.
- Live free, pie hard.
- The secret ingredient is always cheese.
- Pizza is the only love triangle I want.
- Through thick and thin, pizza has always been there for me.
- Problems come and go. Pizza is forever.
- You've stolen a pizza my heart.
- That's...amore.
- But first, pizza.
- Say cheese.
- I wanna be where the pizzas are.
- Happiness is extra pepperoni.
- Imagine the pizzabilities.
- Pizzachu, I choose you.
- Exercise? I thought you said extra slice.
- Hot and ready.
- I love you from my head to...matoes.
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