Redditor troutknoxville posted the above video of "my daughter watching turtles hump." OK!
Bro, your daughter just had her first existential crisis. She literally cannot even and drops about 40 "Oh my goodnesses" in half a minute. You can't blame her though.
Did you know turtles are very vocal about their turtle pleasure? Woof. Or should I say muuugggggggh (that's the turtle sex noise)
Really, you can hear it in the video.
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