Little Girl Loses It Upon Witnessing Two Turtles Making Sweet, Sweet Turtle Love At The Zoo

"Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!"

Redditor troutknoxville posted the above video of "my daughter watching turtles hump." OK!

Bro, your daughter just had her first existential crisis. She literally cannot even and drops about 40 "Oh my goodnesses" in half a minute. You can't blame her though.

Did you know turtles are very vocal about their turtle pleasure? Woof. Or should I say muuugggggggh (that's the turtle sex noise)

Really, you can hear it in the video. 

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors. 

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