5 TMI Pegging Sex Confessions

'I was trying to relax myself and accidentally let out a cracking fart.'
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Pegging—when someone who doesn't have a penis dons a strap-on and anally penetrates someone who does—can be a lot of fun and be verrrrry pleasurable if done right (trust me, I've tried it). But as it involves something going up the butt, there is an element of preparation that is absolutely necessary to the success (and pleasure) of the act.

If you're thinking about giving it a go, please do it safely and read our guide on how to do that before you pop it in. I'm thinking some of the couples below wish they'd researched how to peg safely beforehand...

  1. "I ended up with an infected anal fissure, which is a tear in the colon. Given what lives there, it gets infected. It was so painful that [pain relief] did not work and I needed surgery on the day after Christmas. I was young. Never again." [via]
  2. "So after seeing pegging in porn, I thought, 'fuck yeah I want to try that.' My wife agreed, we bought the equipment. First, the dildo was huge. Way bigger than the picture. When the head went in, it was a shocking experience. I jumped and immediately stopped.

    "Not too good either that enemas were not done. The size is very important as it always has to start off small and takes time to build up to something bigger. Enemas are very important. What you see in pegging porn takes hours of preparation." [via]
  3. "My wife wanted to use a rubber cock on me and we were both rookies to the anal game. As she was about to put the dildo in I was trying to relax myself in preparation and accidentally let out a cracking fart. I looked up in horror and we both broke into hysterical laughter.[via]
  4. "I was working three holes on a girlfriend. As she had a massive orgasm, she let out enough gas to melt the paint and lift the house from the foundations. Of course, that made me cum right there." [via]
  5. "The first time I pegged my boyfriend was a hilarious mess. He picked a HUGE (to me, since he had never been pegged before but has used smaller plugs) hot pink dildo, and the harness we got wouldn’t stay on because I’m a size 24—so my 'cock' wouldn’t stay up or in place. Combine that with me being very submissive and just not knowing how to thrust my hips properly...we were falling over laughing for 90 percent of it.

    "We weren’t even drunk enough to excuse the sloppiness of it all, and we agreed that it didn’t really do it for either of us, but it was quite memorable. Oh, and when I pulled out at the end there was a perfect little circular poo particle on my hot pink, sagging silicone dong. I completely lost my shit at that (pun intended)." [via]
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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