So you wanna post a thirst trap. Same. See also: Please do, we love to see it, go off queen, etc. But before you drop that super sexy post, you’re gonna need an equally sexy Instagram caption to go with it. If the perfect words to accompany but not overshadow your sultry beach snap or risqué mirror selfie are what you seek (which, TBH, why else would you be here?), then congrats, you’ve come to the right place.
Yes, sometimes the perfect Instagram caption basically just falls out of the goddamn sky like a gift from the social media muses. Maybe you’ve even had the ideal caption in mind for months—nay, years—and have just been waiting for the perfect pic to come along to match. And then, of course, there are those times when you nail the sexiest, sultriest, most Insta-worthy snap that the world simply needs to see, and yet somehow, you find yourself coming up short in the caption department. Have no fear, babe, that’s what we’re here for.
Sure, you could just drop a few sexy emojis or go with a minimalist “Hey,” and assume everyone will get the idea. But if you want to get a little more creative, you’ve got some options.
Whether you’re looking for something subtle-yet-sexy or something decidedly not subtle to accompany your latest thirst trap and/or otherwise cement your verified That Bitch status, one of these sexy Instagram captions should suit all your sexy Insta posting needs. No need to thank us—feel free to go forth and copy and paste, my friends.
Generally Sexy Instagram Captions for All-Purpose Sexiness
- You’re welcome ;)
- You can double tap but you can’t touch.
- Just heating up your timeline.
- Oops, looks like you fell into my thirst trap.
- Is it thirsty in here, or is it just me?
- Made ya look.
- Take a screenshot, it’ll last longer.
- Lock up your sons.
- Hot girl shit only.
- Yeah, you could say I’m feelin’ myself.
- Temperature Warning: iPhone needs to cool down before you can use it.
Super Sexy Instagram Captions for When You Really Need to Bring the Heat
- Third wife material.
- You know what they say—sun’s out, tits out. (Oh wait, that’s not how it goes?)
- Some call it a slut era, I call it a lifestyle.
- The post that launched a thousand fights between girls and their boyfriends.
- DMs closed, legs open.
- Eat your hearts out.
- Hello and welcome to my slut era.
- Caution: Contents hot.
- The problem you wish you had.
- It’s called stunting on these hoes, look it up.
Sexy Instagram Captions From Song Lyrics, Because Sometimes Beyoncé Just Says It Better
- “Only bought this dress so you could take it off.” —Taylor Swift, “Dress”
- “Doin’ something unholy.” —Sam Smith, “Unholy”
- “Category, bad bitch, I’m the bar.” —Beyoncé, “Alien Superstar”
- “They see pictures, they say, ‘Goals.’ Bitch, I'm who they tryna be.” —Cardi B, “Bodack Yellow”
- “Might seduce your dad type.” —Billie Eilish, “Bad Guy”
- “I look hot in it.” —Charli XCX, “Hot in It.”
- “I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt.” —Taylor Swift, “Style”
- “Steal your man kind of shit.” —Kim Petras, “Slut Pop”
- “Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage?” —Rihanna, “Needed me”
- “Summer in the city means cleavage, cleavage, cleavage.” —Regina Spektor, “Summer in the City”
- "I'm a hot girl, don't try it at home." —Megan Thee Stallion, "Captain Hook"
- “I give ’em different names, Cartier and Tiffany.” —Kim Petras, “Coconuts.”
- “Ain't you ever seen a princess be a bad bitch?” —Ariana Grande, “Bad Decisions”
- “Freakin’ on the weekend. I’m indecent, let it begin.” —Beyoncé, “I’m That Girl”
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.