These moves guarantee you won’t get any lovin’.
- Slather all of your food with garlic spread.
- On your first date, describe your dream engagement ring, down to the cut and carat.
- Start calling a new guy a nickname: Honeybuns.
- Tell him you’re considering butt implants.
- Program your number into his phone under Krazy Chick.
- Brag about being able to braid your underarm hair.
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