7 Ways Porn Can Be Your New Sex BFF

Porn can teach you about BJs and stuff.

1. Porn can be your “talk dirty” speech coach. Forget the ridiculous moans and high-pitched wailing. Trade in the tired/mandatory “Yeah baby!” and “Oh yes!” for lascivious language that will inject your lovemaking with some much-needed motivation. Having an adult-film screening (or listening for that matter) will help you get creative.

2. They're “Blowjob 101” classes. There’s an abundance of BJs in porno, which everyone knows doesn’t really match the reality of actual sex lives. Going down on your man might not be your favorite thing to do, and it’s great that you save it for special occasions. But wouldn’t it be amazing if, when you choose to blow his whistle, you’ve got the technique of a professional?

3. Male porn stars' proactive cunnilingus moves will help you remind your man to take care of you, too. In the same way that blowies seem to be a dirty movie staple, female porn stars seem to be lucky enough to always have their partner going down on them. And if you’re an avid porn watcher, you’ll notice that this usually goes on during the start of the flick. Let this be a benchmark for the kind of foreplay every Cosmo Girl deserves: tireless, consistent, and more than often.

4. By watching porn with your guy, you two can be reminded of how your regular sex life is actually pretty awesome. Because creepy role-playing games, sadomasochistic fetishes, and sweaty group orgies can be kind of gross, weird, and too much for you two to handle.

5. It encourages the act of self-discovery. Porn stars are constantly playing with themselves onscreen. And if masturbation is healthy, then they must never need visits to the doctor. Remember, there’s nothing wrong with self-exploration from time to time. It’s not a sin—never has been, never will be. And as long as you do it in the privacy of your own room, no one will judge you for it.

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6. You’ll be able to see all the sexual possibilities… when it comes to positions, permutations, number of partners, openings to be penetrated, etc. and be able to say, “NO I DON’T WANT ANY OF THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!”

7. It’s a veritable penis catalogue. And depending on your standards (and the length x girth of your man’s package), porn can either make you feel lucky to have a partner who makes just the right fit because of all the scary male porn star monster cocks, or sad that you have a petite one waiting between your sheets. 

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