Slow Clap's Ethan Cole thought it'd be a great idea to introduce his 89-year-old grandpa to Tinder [via Sunny Skyz]. After explaining to him that no, "it's not firewood," Cole arranged for five dates who knew they'd be part of a documentary, but didn't know they'd be on a blind date with a guy who was alive for World War II.
Honestly, Grandpa Joe is the kind of funny, charming, racist-in-that-old-person-way guy who can hold his own on a blind date. He even summarizes pegging perfectly only minutes after finding out what it even is: "Pegging is when a girl does all the work."
Unfortunately, neither Ethan nor his grandpa wind up with a date. But Ethan, if you're reading this: I'd totally hang out with your grandpa. You can come too, I guess.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.