55 Valentine's Day Instagram Captions For Whatever Situation You're In

If you post a cliche, people WILL unfollow.
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It's hard enough to express your feelings IRL, but now, you've gotta do it on social media too. Why? Because Valentine's Day.

Whether or not you're celebrating with a special someone, this holiday brings up all kinds of unexpected emotions. Keep that in mind as you craft the perfect Instagram caption to go along with your V-Day post. You want people to like what you post, not roll their eyes at a cliché and keep scrolling. Let these suggestions inspire you, whether you're posting your love for your galentine's squad, hoarding chocolate, wow'ing everyone with your #couplegoals, or are just generally thrilled about all things pink and heart-shaped.

Here's a legit list of Valentine's Day Instagram captions below. Hopefully, these will decrease even the tiniest bit of your V-Day stress, so you can live (laugh) and love to the fullest!

Puns That Throw It Back To Elementary School

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  • I like you bear-y much!
  • Owl always love you.
  • My tweetheart!
  • A whole latte love.
  • Don't go bacon my heart!

Your Office Party

  • Having a heart-to-heart with the coworkers!
  • This meeting absolutely should NOT have been an email.
  • Get you a Party Planning Committee that can do both.
  • When the conference room's rocking...
  • We're all taking these flowers home, right?
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The Couple Selfie

  • Look at us. Hey. Look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me!
  • I'd couple up with him every week.
  • Cheers to my partner in crime.
  • I love our love.
  • Date Night (2010) 

Flower Delivery

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  • Who sent me these?????
  • Merci bouquet
  • What in carnation!
  • Love is blossoming at my desk today...
  • Gather ye rosebuds

Book Lovers

  • "I wish I knew how to quit you." -Annie Proulx
  • "If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more." -Jane Austen
  • "We are asleep until we fall in love." -Leo Tolstoy
  • "Even if your heart is broken and attacking you, you're still not better off without it."  -Rainbow Rowell
  • "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." -Emily Bronte
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Thirst Trap

  • Feeling Valentine's, may delete later.
  • Kiss me, it doesn't matter!
  • V-Day ain't over yet ;)
  • Heading out for Valentine's Day, haha, unless...?
  • Looking for some heart eyes.

Those Hand-Holding Pics

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  • Where you lead, I will follow.
  • Always along for the ride.
  • I'll never let go.
  • Dragged around but never a drag.
  • Run away with me.

Humblebrag

  • You're my favorite blanket stealer!
  • Love your stupid face.
  • Am I doing this Valentine's thing right?
  • Getting ready took FOREVER but we clean up nice :)
  • Here to report that the whole V-Day thing is still awkward, ten years later LOL!
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Single & Loving It

  • Ovaries before brovaries <3
  • I may be single, but I ain't cynical.
  • Lonely Hearts Club? I LOVE that band!!
  • Just me, myself, and wine tonight.
  • Happy Friday!

Single & Over It

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  • Happy Valentine's Day, no one!
  • Please like this post, I need the validation today.
  • Oh, is today a holiday or something?
  • “Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it” -Nora Ephron
  • Roses are dead, just like my heart.

No Tricks, Just Treats

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  • Just here for the frosting.
  • Pink's my favorite flavor.
  • Accepting any and all chocolate donations, please inquire within.
  • I'm 'bought to have a conversation with THESE hearts.
  • You like my discount candy? Gee, thanks, just bought it.

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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