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You Can Buy A Tom Ford Necklace That Looks Like A Penis

It comes in small, medium and large. No, really.

Today in weird things you might want to ask from Santa: a penis necklace, what else?

Yes, it exists, and it was designed by no other than American fashion designer Tom Ford

The phallic pendant (we're just lovin' this worplay) may look like a crucifix at first glance, but who are we kidding?

The necklace retails for $790, which is roughly P35,550—not a big deal if you want a wearable dick.

Oh, and get this, the accessory comes in three sizes: small, medium, and large. #options

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