Lately I've been feeling like my jeans are a little bit boring. For a start they don't have an extra zip that allows me to air my butt cheeks, they're not shredded to smithereens à la Kendall Jenner, and they don't have clear window panels to showcase my knee sweat.
So when I heard that half jeans are the next big thing in the denim world, I thought maybe, just maybe I could make this look work for me.
But maybe not.
Meet American singer and actor Ryan Destiny, who out of the 7.3 billion people in this world is the only one who can pull off the half jean look.
And where did Ryan wear this cheeky little number? At last month's Coachella, of course!
Because if you're going to wear half a pair of trousers anywhere, make it somewhere that no one will notice because their vision is impaired by a ton of glitter.
There are so many questions I want to ask Ryan, like where did you buy these? Were they half price? Does the denim chafe your bare leg? How did you decide what pants to wear with them? Doesn't your leg get very cold?
But mainly I just want to know how she managed to look so ~good~ in something so RIDICULOUS!
Maybe it's time to start shaving above my knees and investing in a belt. What do you think, CGs?
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com/uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.