1. This shouldn't be a problem.
I mean, I know I don't wear heels every day, but how hard can it be?
2. I walked around Zara in these heels for about five minutes and they were totally comfy!
I can walk from Valkyrie to Prive and then to URBN in these. High-five, self!
3. My big toe kind of hurts already, but maybe if I drown myself in tequila and vodka, I will not feel the pain.
4. I'M DRUUUNKKKK AND MY TOE HURTS SOOO MUCH.
Hey, that cutie by the bar is distracting the pain.
5. EVERYTHING HURTS.
That cutie by the bar is eyeing me, but hasn't made the move yet, so I can still feel SO MUCH PAIN.
6. Aaaand he comes over to talk to me!
7. Aaaanndd my toes still hurt!
Seriously, I should've worn sneakers tonight.
8. If I take off these heels while he's talking to me, will he mind?
9. It's 12 midnight! HAPPY 2015, ERRYONE!!!
10. We are dancing so, so close! I am so drunk! I cannot feel anything!
He is asking for my number, and I am writing it down on his arm, because he cannot find his phone. Where'd I get the pen though?
11. WHO CARES ABOUT THE PEN. THIS GUY IS SOOOO HOT.
12. I can't find my friends. Where are my friends?
13. I want to remove my heels, but I'm scared that if I do, blood will ooze out of my feet and I will die.
14. It is 4 a.m. and I am on the floor of the sidewalk.
I'm not sure this is sanitary, but my BFF just threw up beside me, and I cannot feel my toes. Whatever, I am removing my heels right now!
15. OMG! Should have done that a long time ago!
16. Whoever told me to wear heels on New Year's Eve is stupid.
Should have worn sneakers! Normcore RULEZ!