A boner for every occasion.
1. The Pee Boner This is a fake-out boner that really just happens when you really, really, really have to pee, and goes away right after, like stepping on a garden hose.2. The Morning Boner This greets you in the
'That famous Adele song that everyone keeps singing.'
1. "One time I was eating a doughnut and it was so delicious that it gave me a boner." -Jonah,192. "In the middle of praying while at temple." -Sam, 243. "Watching two lions fuck." -Noah, 214. "Food arriving at my table
It doesn't really have to do with you.
On most mornings guys wake up and face a joyful few minutes of either trying to pee with a boner/deciding if they should jack off/see if the person next to him is up for sex.It's actually called nocturnal
Why are you hard, penis?
The penis has a mind of its own. Sometimes, it inexplicably pops a boner even when we wouldn't necessarily call ourselves aroused. It's times like these that our penis seems a bit confused."‹1. Jessica Rabbit. Our penis is like, "
Some things you only learn from experience.
1. They will betray you. When you first start getting boners, you'll feel like you went from seeing in black-and-white to color. A whole universe of possibilities will open up to you. But as amazing as boners first seem,
From watching a foreign film to the sight of a woman's behind, find out from real men what really triggers their erection!
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