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It’s like a terrifying, horny, water park ride.
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Squeezing two adult humans into a tiny shower is hazardous and terrible.
Let's set the scene. You spent all night having sex, all morning cuddling and looking into each other's eyes or whatever, and you've just realized, Hey, I'm disgusting and could really use a shower. You hop up, grab
Other than, you know, just not having shower sex.
IMHO, shower sex is vastly overrated. I'm all for a literal and figurative warm-up in the shower, but when it goes farther than a makeout session and maybe some fingers here and there, things tend to devolve quickly from "meh"
Based on roughly five seconds from the 'Fifty Shades Darker' trailer.
Judging by the newly released Fifty Shades trailer, it looks like the next installment will feature a masquerade ball, yacht-cuddling, and some shady (literally, because they emerge from pitch darkness) ex-girlfriends. But that's not all. Fifty Shades Darker teased
Falling isn't the only way you could get hurt.
Everyone knows shower sex is a little awkward, what with the great potential for falling, slipping and grabbing a wet body for support, or having one of you feel super cold and the other like you're drowning. From getting shampoo in
"I was under the impression this was going to be a lot more sexy."
Unless we're hopping into the shower for some fun (and even then, shower sex might be a bit overrated), showering with a partner winds up being 10 seconds of admiring her naked...and 10 minutes of awkwardly maneuvering around her
Not that you didn't know that already.
Elite Daily gathered a bunch of comedians and actors, and asked them on camera whether or not shower sex (the position most likely to leave you "exhausted, shivering and filled with cream," according to the YouTube description) is overrated.Guess what? It
OK but I need to remember to put my conditioner in beforehand.
1. Am I gonna be able to get a thorough wash?I wish I could do this Fun Sexy Shower for like five minutes and then ask him to step aside while I do my regular singing-Taylor-Swift-and-rubbing-sugar-