Shit Jealous Girls Think But Don't Always Say Out Loud

Jealous girls be like, "She's only pretty 'cos she wears makeup."
by Stephanie Shi
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Why does she exist?!

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Did she have a thing with my boyfriend?

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I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a thing with my boyfriend.

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My boyfriend’s lying when he says he didn’t have a thing with her. How could they not, okay.

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I hate her.

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She’s such a bitch.

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Huhu, she’s so beautiful.

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Who wouldn’t be jealous of her?

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She looks so fun in all her photos. I wish I were fun.

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I look better in a bikini.

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She’s only pretty ’cos she wears makeup.

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She's only a model ’cos she’s tall.

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If she weren’t rich, she wouldn’t have those clothes.

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If she didn’t have those clothes, she wouldn’t be gorgeous.

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She’s perfect. Life’s so unfair.

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Aha! She used to be ugly!!!

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Maybe she thinks she’s all that now ’cos she finally got a pretty face after like, 20 years. Girl ain’t use to being pretty like me.

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Guys just think she’s hot ’cos she has big boobs.

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Guys are stupid for thinking only girls with big boobs or butts are hot.

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I’m going to say she’s hot to see how my boyfriend reacts.

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I hate it when my boyfriend says she’s sexy. WTF, man.

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I’m not a hater. I’m just stating facts.

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Well, well. Look who’s stalking me on Facebook. Get a life, girl.

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