Today's favorite celebrity gossip morsel comes from the fingers of Katy Perry.
Apparently, during one of the singer's Melbourne shows on her Prismatic world tour, she got a little intimate with the crowd and whipped away the mobile phone of one of the fans in the front row.
Legend (and video) would have us believe that Katy read the messages, which were from the girl's boyfriend underestimating Katy's singing ability.
The story goes that Katy responded like this:
Man, I miss Katy Perry.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.co.uk. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.