Enjoy A Tour Of Christian Grey's Apartment

But don't touch anything! You just know Christian would get totally anal about greasy fingerprint smudges on his coffee table.

This interior design-themed new video promoting the Fifty Shades movie's release offers a tantalizing tour of Christian Grey's penthouse apartment—most of it, at least. (There's no bedroom, bathroom, or Red Room of Pain shots, but we've seen all those spaces in previous trailers, so that's OK.)

The apartment "was quite phenomenal as a set," director Sam Taylor-Johnson says in the clip. Filled with modern art and equally modern, minimalist chic furniture, the space was carefully designed to fulfill Fifty Shades of Grey readers' expectations of what Christian's choice in throw pillows and silverware would be, but at the same time is also "slightly otherworldly and extraordinary."

Oh, and one particularly fun detail is that Christian's artsy and probably custom-made gray couches are shaped in the letter "G" as in Grey, presumably. That can't be a coincidence:

I will also hear arguments that the geometric room dividers look a little like vaginas. Have I missed any other ways Christian has put ~*hIS mARk*~ on his bachelor pad?

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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.

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